urban dictionary

a useless website where lonely 12-year-olds release their frustrations which half of their definitions are sexist, racist, and make no sense and the editors don't bother reading them and click reject instantly or click definitions that are fucking stupid with no thought put into it the only good definitions are lost when the website was made are now ruined with horny fuckboys

person 1: these definitions are stupid I saw cat shit look better

person 2: that's urban dictionary for yah

by manic panic 2 June 10, 2018

urban gurgle

A term referencing modern day mumble rappers who may as well be gurgling their ineptitude instead of trying to rap.

The fuck did he say? I can’t understand his urban gurgle

by Urban Gurgle May 16, 2019

Urban Dictionary

why are u even searching it up....? You're literally LOOKING AT IT.

Man 1: What does coochie mean?
Man 2: Look it up on Urban Dictionary.

by Joshua Joestar (MvN) October 11, 2021

urban white

Not hood white but not country club suburbs white. Just white enough to wear speerys but can also wear Jordan's and Bape. Most likely an asshole

That fucker ain't hood he just urban white

by Bobi the hood white November 19, 2016

Urban Chicken

A fowl brought up in the streets of an urban region of the United States, usually associated with a gang of other urban chickens. Caution: These foul can be extremely deadly if approached or attempted to be eaten. If you are attached or marked then you will become "tagged" as one of them forever. Beware!

George: I was walkin' home last night from the train station and came up on a gang of Urban Chickens! I tried to dodge them, but they already saw me and chased me down and pecked their gang sign into my forehead.

Steve: Wow George, I can see the mark on your forehead, it looks like it says UCFL.

George: Yeah, they said it means Urban Chicken For Life and that I am not one of them.

by G Daddy 2008 March 17, 2009

urban gold

Quarters. This form of legal tender, necessary for parking, laundry and other aspects of city living, is usually extremely difficult to locate when needed.

Oh shit, my meter is about to run out.

It's OK, I have a secret stash of urban gold in my car.

by sparklologist December 29, 2009

Urban Zombie

An urban zombie is a person who works for at least 16 hours a day, usually from Monday to Saturday, without any overtime pay. He/she is from the Big 4 (EY, PwC, Deloitte, KPMG). Just like a real zombie, the urban zombie multiplies by eating the brains, spirit, willpower and a passion of fresh graduates, luring them with words like 'work-life balance' and invisible bonus packages.

The only way to cure an urban zombie is called the RL vaccine (short for resignation letter vaccine). However, one cannot simply give the vaccine to an urban zombie, because an urban zombie's heart and mind is full of empty promises and tight deadlines.

A: Hey, have you seen C recently? He looks weird and tired.
B: Ah yes, he's been working for PwC for three months, now.
A: Oh, he has turned into an urban zombie.
B: Yeah and it sucks, man.

by rjxtoday March 16, 2014