Sphincter Twitcher

A hairy moment, such as passing silent windduring sex and praying it’s not an SBD (silent-but-deadly)

“Really needed a poo at work so I farted and almost touched cloth, bit of a sphincter twitcher”

by Squickly July 4, 2018

maggot twitches

Maggots that twitch. It’s in the name. You’re dumb for looking it up.

I like faggot bitches. Almost as much as I like maggot twitches.

by Beyazzled October 29, 2018

www.twitch.tv/valdazthek

The Best twitch Channel ever.

Omg, ValDaZtheK is so sexy

Yea ikr, go to www.twitch.tv/valdazthek and donate to him NOW!

by VcardOwner June 12, 2019

hot twitch

It’s when you have a minor stroke from Afghanistan induced Bell’s Palsey cause of seeing motor rounds almost fall on your head and then they shoot muscle relaxers on your ass and you wake as the Mexican Joker.

Bro I was deployed in 2013 and I totally got a case of the hot twitch.

by ItsThatGuyTwitch September 29, 2019

The Twitchies

Involuntary muscle twitching while high/stoned

Hey Greg, I got the twitchies! My legs are cramping up!

by anonymous December 17, 2020

itch twitch

when you shake while itching, related to a nervous disorder

my doc wouldnt give me any meds for my itch twitch, he thought i was drug seeking

by lilsamsixty9 June 2, 2021

arrogant twitch of potassium chloride

the quickest way to blow up

demoman:one crossed wire one arrogant twitch of potassium chloride, and KABLOEH

by raybeez April 8, 2022