Turkey Time

The two or three work days before and after Christmas break when no one gets any work done.

"Hey did you do that thing you were gonna do?"

"Nope"

"Why not!? You should have done that thing a long time ago, did you forget?"
"No I'm just on turkey time and not getting anything done."

by darkwhitein1955 May 2, 2018

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GOOSE TURKEY

When you look like a greasy mixture of a nasty ol goose and the horridness of a turkey......usually also got sickle toes

Get your nasty ol, "goose turkey", pickle egg scented titties off my leg.

by RLOVE March 3, 2003

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Jerky Turkey

A pet name that one calls a girlfriend or spouse. Its a word that they seldom like to be called but they allow it because they know they are called that out of love.

Me: I love you Jerky Turkey
Her: Don't call me Jerky Turrrrrrkey
Me: I love you babe
Her: I love you too big head

by Sinnah24 February 6, 2010

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Slang for a seagull. First used on The Simpsons when Bart was attacked by a seagull and Nelson used the term. Can also be used when you want someone on the beach to hurry up- "hey beach turkey, let's get going".

That beach turkey looks like he wants your bag of chips.

by Stinky August 31, 2017

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The Turkey Waddle

When a male unzips and pulls his scrotum skin aka turkey skin through the fly and walks around with it dangling like a turkey’s waddle. A non-taut, soft, dangly scrotum is required.

Note: Only scrotal skin is displayed. The testicles are never pulled outside the fly.

I walked around the grocery store with the turkey waddle.

I walked into my job interview with the turkey waddle. I was hired immediately.

by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018

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