Mud Trunk

Dirty poop dick. Traces of wet butt sludge left on the penis.
Ray bent her over and proceeded to dip his mud trunk in to her swamp fortress
by dacontjl1891 February 29, 2016
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Tree Trunk

Someone who is particularly sluggish at soccer. He might have the physique for it but there is something inconsistent about his capacity to sprint or even jog with the ball without reaching a full stop.

The reference to a log or a tree trunk comes from the spanish translation “tronco”, which implies his motionlessness.
If it weren’t for Bofo Bautista we would’ve definitely beat Argentina at the world cup. It’s probably the worst substitution in the competition’s history, the guy doesn’t even understand the way the numbers on the back of the shirt are supposed to work plus he’s a tree trunk. See if this manager doesn’t get fired straight away.
by Mrbigglesworth123456 November 18, 2023
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trunked on

Getting beaten by the opposing team very badly.
Shit man we're getting trunked on!
by trunkalicious March 08, 2014
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princess trunks

As my first decree as king you all will refur to trunks as princess trunks
by Oooooooyeye63 February 04, 2024
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TRUNKED

When you’re so nauseous you feel drunk from riding in the trunk of a car for an extended period of time.
“Bro I’m so TRUNKED rn
“Dude, I know. We’ve been in this trunk for 3 hours.”
by Pussydestroyer578 February 03, 2019
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Trunked

To get drunk like a elephant in a fermented fruit farm.
The other night I got so Trunked off a litre of vodka!
by Loopt March 01, 2017
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Trunk Snacks

Salty snacks, often potato chips, that are hidden in the trunk of the car which you access behind your spouse's back in quick moments of binge eating while pretending to do something else like take out the garbage or get something from the car. Usually associated with an act of shame and disgrace.
"On the way home from my hockey game last night I finished off half a bag of trunk snacks. I felt ashamed. Yet I could not stop because of my great love for my friend the trunk snack" -Marquee Moon
by FoodieBuddha September 10, 2015
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