Mega Trumpet

A really loud trumpet usually found in a marching band setting having competitions seeing who can play louder and higher.

Man those mega trumpets are really loud today.
Listen to those mega trumpets have their competitions on who can hit the double G first.

by The mega ego August 18, 2018

Meat trumpet

Eli Melas of redwoord City California is certified to teach the meat trumpet.
Cole Cortner AKA "OLD DIRTY NINJA" of Chinle Arizona is probably his most recognized student.

some claim Cole can blow a better Meat Trumpet than even Elias Melas. what Mr. Cortner does with an even smaller trumpet is mesmerizing according to the ARIZONA SUN Newspaper

Cole blows his Meat Trumpet Morning Noon and Night.

by Old Dirty Ninja June 26, 2025

Trumpet of Patriots

When a bunch of old men between ages 65-95 get together, eat a bunch of beans and then proceed to stand in a circle, jack each other off while continuously farting and jizz into one big collective puddle while singing the national anthem.

Bruce: My neighbour is an extremely homophobic priest but last night I saw on the news he got caught in the middle of a Trumpet of Patriots with his dick out
Ned: At least hes not a rock spider like all the other priests lol!!!

by jims gooning May 13, 2025

Texas trumpet

The act of fingering anothers anus while cupping the balls with the same hand, whole concurrently giving a blowjob.

Timmy took Tina home and she gave him a Texas trumpet.

by Bigdaddyblacksheep December 16, 2024

Spicy blue trumpet

Placing a blue Taki between your butt cheeks and farting

Yo, who wants to hear my spicy blue trumpet?

by TakiTrumpet July 10, 2025

cock your trumpet

British
To take ages on the toilet, usually taking a really long shit.

"After that long walk I'm gonna go cock my trumpet."

"Oh you're going in? Are you gonna cock your trumpet?"
"Hahaha yeah gonna be ages"
"Ok don't be too long"

by dkamais498 July 4, 2020

Trumpeteer

Trump sidekick; member of the MAGA contingent.

The Three Trumpeteers got pelted with Day-Glo orange paint bombs when they threatened to tramp on the banner hoisted by the trans-pride paraders.

by Wizard of Odds April 21, 2024