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True American

The True American is a sex position where you sing the national anthem while AMERICA FUCK YEAH plays in the background while you tie your significant other to a tree face first then anally ram them while yelling out I HAVE CLAIMED THIS LAND. Then while you're pounding your lovers asshole bring out your trusty gun that's strapped to other guns cause we voted for Trump and give a true salute.
Dude I had a fucking amazing time last night. I became a True American.
by @YABOIMILK October 10, 2018
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true love

When she married oil billionaire J. Howard Marshall when she was 26 and he was 89, Anna Nicole Smith did it purely out of true love and sex.
by Truthteller2 November 9, 2008
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True Lovin

Whispering sweet nothings or telling someone everything you think they want to hear to get in his/her pants. This is mainly what you do to try to "hook up" with someone.
"Give me a minute, I'm on the phone true lovin with this chick"

"Stop true lovin and let's go"
by JHowardfizzle April 16, 2007
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True Crime Community

A deep and dark "community" on tumblr that fantasizes about murders by reblogging edits of them and dedicating a whole blog to this kind of shit. A select few actually write about true crime and the majority of them are 14 year old girls wishing they were alive when Ted Bundy was around so he could rape them. 80% of the time there's some kind of drama going on because when they're not fantasizing about their "daddies" they get so bored with life that they have to create some kind of excitement in their lives.
Person 1: Have you seen the content on TCC?

Person 2: Yeah, sick little girls fantasizing about screwing their teacher

Person 1: No, not Teacher Crush Community but True Crime Community

Person 2: Oh yeah, those weirdos? Don't they want to get fucked by murderers?

Person 1: 2 edgy 4 me
by Bundyphilia May 15, 2016
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true loser

some one who has no life but thinks they do because it filled with lots of fun things, so they think. This persons life may consist of lots of stupid stuff like smokin weed everyday thinking that there cool or that there ghetto, or drinkin every weekend. To me, a loser is someone who can only have fun when there out of it, it truely shows what kind of person they are when thay can only have fun when there not themselves. these people are generally boring losers who can only have fun by in the long run....damaging themselves
" Man all she does now is get drunk and smoke weed....she's a true loser"
" She only waited 3 days of going out with him before fuckin him when they broke up a week later, what a fuckin true loser.
" man look at them low life losers that think there cool smoking weed and everything else. They should be getting there education not acting stupid"
by gsnail December 16, 2005
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true dat

Ja Rule is the Hammer of the new millenium.
true dat!
by Jellybean May 11, 2004
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True Story

Once there was a popular kid at school who thought it would be funny to say "true story" after every sentence, regardless of if it was actually a story or not. All of the unpopular kids saw him doing it and thought they could be cool if they did it as well. Eventually people started saying it on facebook and myspace. Now every kid under the age of 13 (and some unfortunate older people) think that it makes them funny, ironic, and cool to repeat "true story" whenever they speak.
Example 1. I like coke, true story.

Example 2. (noun) (verb) true story.
by dls_779 January 2, 2009
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