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Tool Box

A mega tool; a boy who thinks that girls worship him but they want to vomit on his shoes.
Matt is not just a tool but he is a whole box of tools, a complete tool box.
by Ho Train October 23, 2002
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city tool

A fuck boy, or a huge hoe that uses other people.
by 73636859736 May 9, 2018
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Tool-hell

-noun
1. Most commonly known as the work place.

2. A place where you are required to interact

with "tools", see tool , who think that they

know what they are doing but really have no

damn clue.

3. A place where you are far more intelligent than

everyone around you and constantly must

fight the urge to "slap the stupid" out of each of

the tools around you- including management.

4. Also known as toolville, tool city or tool town.
Phone rings:
Father: Hello?
Daughter: Hey Daddy, whats up?
Father: Ugh...nothing. I'm in friggin' tool-hell.
Daughter: Ohhh...that sucks.
by greencat February 5, 2010
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Christ Tool

Someone who goes around "Spreading the word" of god and has no respect for any other religion.
Christ tool: christ has died, christ has risen, christ will come again!
Random guy: uhh, i don't believe in that crap
Christ tool: YOU'RE GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL!
by rahrawrrah November 19, 2009
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Hooligan Tool

n. Any non-electrical tool that can be used for breaking-and-entering or assault, especially heavy tools that can be used to bludgeon and batter.
"I know he wasn't fixing a leaky faucet with that monkey wrench. That was undoubtedly his hooligan tool."
"I always carry my good ol' crowbar with me at night. You could say it's my hooligan tool, and you'd be right."
"He didn't have a car, but he carried a tire iron with him and looked at us menacingly. I was afraid he would clobber me with his hooligan tool."
by Wardog July 31, 2008
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Palmer Tool

A device, usually a wire or pin, used to clean resin out of a clogged weed pipe
Yo Max pass me that Palmer tool, my one-hitter is clogged
by The_dawg June 4, 2019
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Wuss Tool

A person that is cowardly, lame or who doesn't answer a question directly.
President Bill Clinton was a Wuss Tool when asked about his intimate relationship with Monica Lewinsky during the nationally televised White House conference.
by ShimmerPuppy March 6, 2009
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