by Sock_81806 March 17, 2020
Get the tongue-huggiemug. Pornography which contains sexually stimulating images or videos of open mouths with various licking images or random sexual poses of the tongue . Used by any sex to enhance masterbation
example:
I know a girl on the internet that had the sexiest tongue porn If ever saw. So, I paid her $250 USA to lick the air while I jerked off. It took less than 2 minutes and she didn't even show me her nipple. Now that's some good tongue porn !
I know a girl on the internet that had the sexiest tongue porn If ever saw. So, I paid her $250 USA to lick the air while I jerked off. It took less than 2 minutes and she didn't even show me her nipple. Now that's some good tongue porn !
by McManson McManson April 18, 2015
Get the tongue pornmug. Dan suffered from a heavy case of Drinker's Tongue after going out 5 nights in a row over spring break.
by KoolMint November 2, 2011
Get the Drinker's Tonguemug. "Holy shit did you see Alice putting ketchup on that 100 day dry aged Wagyu Ribeye?!"
"Yeah, she ordered it well done- she's completely tongue deaf, got a palate like a racoon!"
"Yeah, she ordered it well done- she's completely tongue deaf, got a palate like a racoon!"
by Shroot August 10, 2021
Get the tongue deafmug. My buddy Joe has a lusty tongue, he eats out his girlfriend so much, I'm surprised he has enough time to eat a real meal
by Fizzledrizzle August 19, 2015
Get the Lusty Tonguemug. When you have just eaten crackers, and there are remnants on your tongue that are visible to those you are interacting with.
Cheer: *crunch crunch crunch* ... *gulp* "anyways, like I was saying,"
Hailey: "Ew, that's gross"
Cheer: "what, do I have cracker tongue?"
Hailey: "yeah girl"
Hailey: "Ew, that's gross"
Cheer: "what, do I have cracker tongue?"
Hailey: "yeah girl"
by TeamPlaya69 May 24, 2016
Get the cracker tonguemug. FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE. ISTG IF I SEE ANOTHER PERSON DO IT I WILL COMMIT ARSON. Not like I do that every day BUT STILL, FUCKING. IMPOSSIBLE.
NOT HUMAN: watch what I can do! *does abnormal alien tongue thing*
Me: *commits arson* *starts dancing by fire while singing* WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE IT WAS ALWAYS BURNING SINCE THE WORLDS BEEN TURNING WE DIDN-
Clover tongues are impossible
Me: *commits arson* *starts dancing by fire while singing* WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE IT WAS ALWAYS BURNING SINCE THE WORLDS BEEN TURNING WE DIDN-
Clover tongues are impossible
by Thedemonftheinternet October 28, 2020
Get the Clover tonguemug.