higher than pigeon pussy

Way to describe just how high on drugs someone really is.

Dude, have you seen Seth? He's higher than pigeon pussy right now!

by Anastacia Lee April 22, 2017

Neater than owl shit

"Neater than owl shit" is a phrase which describes the overwhelming-neatness of something.

Person 1: "Look at the moon tonight."
Person 2: "That's neater than owl shit."

by Cactus-137 December 23, 2017

Greasier than a flam-flam

The act of keeping your parters puss wet

Last night I kept her greasier than a flam-flam

by Jshdja November 12, 2018

Higher than giraffe titties

When you’re so high that it can only be expressed with such exotic eloquence.

That blunt got me higher than giraffe titties last night!

by ‘Tana August 1, 2019

More than cracc

Cracc Essentially means good (emo bands on cracc by crankthatfrank) but more than cracc means get that trash the fuck outa here

Person one: tik Tok is like vine but on cracc
Person two: it’s on more than cracc bro that app is shit

by Online-Emo12 June 19, 2019

happier than a queer in a pickle factory

To describe happiness or excitement about an event. In relation to a fag's excitement over working in a pickle factory.

Ex: "Chad: I WON THE LOTTERY!"

"Chad's Wife: thats great hunny how do you feel?"

"Chad: HAPPIER THAN A QUEER IN A PICKLE FACTORY!"

by PseudonymBoomerFaggot64 September 11, 2019

toastier than toasty

When someone is already being toasty they are just like 1000x that

You must be toastier than toasty

by I LOVE TOAST December 11, 2019