Bag and shag

A phrase usually meaning a person that has an atractive body but not face so you'd shag them but only with a bag over their head.

Have you seen Hattie, she's a bag and shag. Not so sure about her face but her body is hot. Put a bag over her head and I'd hit it anyday.

by overnunthousand October 14, 2010

Bagged an Elephant

Discovering, mid-sexual encounter with a seemingly hot babe you picked up, that she's got a little more (sausage) tweenst the legs than you bargained for. However , you are past the point of no return and finish the job and nut purely for your own prurient interest.

Rogers itenerary to Thailand did not list "sex with a lady boy" however after a stop at the right bar at the wrong time, he bagged an elephant.

by Eaton Holgoode January 12, 2017

bag of fuck

bag of fuck one who is a shitbag and a fucking piece of shit much more vulgar and offensive than calling someone a shitbag when calling someone a shitbag is not enough or just want do

my neighbor got pissed off and almost ran my cat over what a stupid bag of fuck

by littlejimmie May 29, 2019

pussy-bagging

The act of placing of a woman's vagina on a persons forehead. ( opposite of teabagging)

I was pussy-bagging my fuck buddy, because he wouldn't eat me out.

by riva_nita_for_shiva March 22, 2011

brain bag

slang for a male scrotum, satchel, sack or testicle holder

Charlie, I can see your brain bag, please put your leg down (whilst wearing baggy shorts)

by JJ Ephus September 4, 2005

Sunshine in a bag

Choirs line from the Gorillaz Song "Clint Eastwood"

Unlike the rest of the junkies here. The actual meaning is a "Large bag of gold" The reference "sunshine in a bag" is a quote from a Clint Eastwood(hence the name of the song) movie The Good, The Bad and The Ugly. Also one of the songs in the movie was reproduced and serves as the back-beat to the Gorillaz verison

Kid: Hey Mister where ya heading?
Clint: Don't know
Kid: You gonna be alright
Clint: Yeah Kid, I got sunshine in a bag.

by Silver Owl July 11, 2011

Bean Bag

The female equivalent of the 'Wank Bank'.

A mental storage of arousing sights or experiences for future onanistic pursuits.
In Lehmann's terms, what your lass thinks about when she's flicking the bean.

Sophie felt Carl's bulging bicep. She then stored it safely in her Bean Bag

by the diddler June 14, 2015