a person who is extremely derp and has no final whatsoever... this person has 4000 to 9999999 chromes. they do not know how to function at all.
by mr.complete December 10, 2020
Get the extreme tizmug. The extreme version of the popular sport, Eugene Kanning. A Canadian past time originating from the deep woodlands of Eugene, British Columbia. The home of hobbits, elves and the occasional mogwai.
Akin to Arena Football, this athletic activity consists of a bag of rice, one goat, the tears of Britney Spears, and a lonely obese British girl with questionable taste in men. The game is played over a period of five hours and the winner gains the affection and hand of a fair maiden that has ripened with age. Leading to a life of scattered happiness, broken dreams and premature balding on the chest and left thigh. The latter causing the end of a bright future in Bollywood. This game should only be played thirty minutes after eating and never on an empty stomach. Instagramming every other second is a necessity. Memes are recommended. Never run with scissors at the pool.
76% of all Asian males that have gone Extreme Eugene Kanning have developed a rare case of Huxtabate Syndrome.
Akin to Arena Football, this athletic activity consists of a bag of rice, one goat, the tears of Britney Spears, and a lonely obese British girl with questionable taste in men. The game is played over a period of five hours and the winner gains the affection and hand of a fair maiden that has ripened with age. Leading to a life of scattered happiness, broken dreams and premature balding on the chest and left thigh. The latter causing the end of a bright future in Bollywood. This game should only be played thirty minutes after eating and never on an empty stomach. Instagramming every other second is a necessity. Memes are recommended. Never run with scissors at the pool.
76% of all Asian males that have gone Extreme Eugene Kanning have developed a rare case of Huxtabate Syndrome.
As an impressionable youth in the heyday of the American depression, I was a dedicated fan of Extreme Eugene Kanning. The Canadian sport taught me the ins and outs of puberty, bench presses and how to win at Jenga. I later learned that the matches were faked and Hulk Hogan used steroids. It hurt my soul, but I still watch Extreme Eugene Kanning matches on ESPN every Spring. It reminds me of the day I learned how to use chopsticks and proposed to my wife.
by pinkamigo November 24, 2014
Get the Extreme Eugene Kanningmug. Nuttery dude: Hehehehe
Concerned citizen: What's going on
Nuttery dude: I just completed extreme nuttery at the mental asylum
Concerned citizen: Oh
Concerned citizen: What's going on
Nuttery dude: I just completed extreme nuttery at the mental asylum
Concerned citizen: Oh
by LONG SCHLONG! August 15, 2018
Get the extreme nutterymug. by picklespickleduckducks December 20, 2023
Get the Extremely Wet Fartmug. When one is struck suddenly with the urge to go #2 in an awkward setting and needs to find a bathroom immediately.
After the sorority wings eating contest I had to go extreme-o so badly but there were too many people in the sorority house and I had to go across the street to the freshman dorm to find an empty bathroom.
by I<3Tiz June 28, 2009
Get the Extreme-omug. by exdeekappa June 24, 2017
Get the thats extremely nicemug. The worlds greatest indoor trampoline park!!!
Spidermonkey has over 43,000 square feet of pure adrenaline😉🕷🙉!!
Located in Aurora, Colorado.
YOU GO ONCE, AND YOUR ADDICTED TO THE THRILL.
Spidermonkey has over 43,000 square feet of pure adrenaline😉🕷🙉!!
Located in Aurora, Colorado.
YOU GO ONCE, AND YOUR ADDICTED TO THE THRILL.
by Weil February 16, 2019
Get the SpiderMonkey Extreme Air Sportsmug.