matt canada

A terrorist employed by the Pittsburgh Steelers, probably born in Cleveland. He should no longer have a job, but he gave Mike Tomlin’s son a scholarship. Canada is so ass that during the 9/18 Steelers game the fans chanted “fire canada”.

Random person: Hitler is the worst person in history!
Pickensburgh: Matt Canada is worse

by BigO_naz October 3, 2023

Matt Sturniolo

The finest mf to ever walk the planet. He's so fine I started galloping. This is my second definition of him. My first one was he's really fucking hot. But I wanted to make another one with my acc name. So yeah.

Matt sturniolo makes me wanna scream👍

by emilywright444 July 29, 2023

Matt Chapman

Matt Chapman #26 on the Oakland A's, Won gold glove and platinum glove. Arguably one of the best 3rd baseman and all around fielder right now.

Damn there is no play Matt Chapman cant make.

by Big on Baseball March 20, 2019

Mega Matt

An overall god of a person. Mega Matt is one with calfs thicker then Mia Melkova.

"Dang he's cool," "Yea he's Mega Matt."

by Clitlickw March 28, 2019

matts alright

The best content creator ever!!!

Yo you know who Matts alright is??
Hell yeah he’s cool asf

by Ogpoopsock May 17, 2021

matt-out

becoming overly obsessed or clingy with a girl.

"dude, i did a total matt-out and now she wants nothing to do with me."

by Gabby Eve Reday October 24, 2011

Matt Turch

A sexy mothafucka that will steal your biddies

Friend 1: Did you see Matt Turch bang ur Mum?
Friend 2: Yeah dude he's a milf stealer.

by atahl14 February 25, 2019