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Tinder man

A man that's tinder towards a woman.
He was a tinder man.
by anonymous January 26, 2022
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tinder chicken

That person who has tinder but barely swipes right for various reasons, such as being skeptical of a profile being fake or finding a person too attractive or unattractive.
John: Did you see that Mike is on tinder now
Joe: What's the point? He's just a tinder chicken anyway.
by thatwordgeek007 March 7, 2022
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tinder cake

a magical youth restoring cake eaten to lure prospective lovers.
'I was so excited about meeting her until i realized she'd eating the tinder cake'
by lazpix March 30, 2022
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tinker-twat

A fool and a twat.
Trent: Brimmy, shut the fuck up!
Brimmy: Trent, you shut the fuck up you bloody tinker-twat
by LoogieSolos April 2, 2022
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tinder offender

Download, delete, repeat!
A Kimberly Gardner of person.
Omg she’s such a tinder offender and to think nobody knew she was a whore!
by DaVinci NotreDame April 5, 2022
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Tinger

A Tinger, neither a ginger or a non-ginger. They simply have a touch of ginger. It can be detected either by the genetic disposition of reddish freckles or within their hair, typically in the months between winter and summer as this is the transition phase between brown, dirty blonde or blonde highlights within said hair. Tingers have a lower risk of breeding Ginger babies but a high risk of breeding Tinger babies.

Tingers have all the negatives of being ginger for a short period of time every year. However, they also have all the positives of not being a Ginger for the raminder of the year.

Being a Tinger is better than being a Ginger, but not as good as not being a Ginger at all.

Just a touch of it after all.
Lad 1: thank god its almost summer.

Lad 2: pitty you're a Tinger though.
by Pikynee February 10, 2022
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Tinker Wanker Syndrome

When your cock is so small that no powders or pills can help. This is the type of person who hates sex because they can't even penetrate. Also the type of person that masturbates to the 30-year-old school science textbook chapter about anatomy.

Average amount of cum produced in one sitting: 6 micro liters

Average size of cock at full size: 4 inches
He's such a Tinker Wanker Syndrome!
by Alex_thymum February 23, 2022
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