Thingology

The science of deciding whether something is "a thing" or "not a thing".

Professors Jono and Charlotte are the leading authorities in the field of thingology.

by JJHCAH June 15, 2020

Thingamabobber

Any object whose name has been forgotten by the speaker. Otherwise known as a thingamajig, whatchamacallit, or doohicky.

Please hand me that thingamabobber on the table.

by Scattered Daisy May 1, 2021

Thinggaard

Big Black COCK (420 cm)

Oh SHIT... Here comes Thinggaard!!

by The Big Dick Danish Guy March 12, 2022

shit thing

anything, person or object that is just plain shitty. or something that fails to work and pisses you off on a regular basis.

My shit thing broke AGAIN

by ladyMUNK May 8, 2011

Fresh thing

A gorgeous young girl who has not been overly exposed to sexual experiences and has garnered no reputation but is most likely going bad and become a slutbitch,,

Guy 1: Do you know her?
Guy 2: Yea shes a lovely fresh thing.

by miguel manuel sanchez June 12, 2011

Kid-Thing

A male glasses wearing humanoid beetween the ages of 13-19 who displays odd social tendencies including the inability to tuck in their shirt, a voice way deeper than they have any buisness having, the power to lurk in the darkness with Batman-like prescison, enjoys eating peanut butter out of a bucket, and several other bizzare social quirks. Native to wooded areas in Vermont. Reportedly whispers "Scream for me" into victims ear before attacking. A kid thing can get as tall a 5'4 at peak maturity.

I think that Kid-Thing ate my moonpies.

by $ Coin Money $ January 16, 2012

McClaining Things Around

The act of leaving your tasks lying around for other people to do.

"Did John, McClain the dishes again?"
"Yeah, he's started McClaining things around recently."

by TheIllusivMan November 27, 2012