Rusty Poncho

What a Mexican Gay male calls a used condom. Can also be used for pegging or male to female anal contact.

Geraldo woke up with a massive pain in
his anal region, and realized why when he saw the Rusty Poncho on the floor.

by Tom@$$ March 26, 2022

Rusty banana

Having sex with someone on their period and then not washing off for days. The blood then oxidizes and creates a rusty film on said dick.

Oh dear God, did you hear about Jeremy? He had sex with a girl on her period three days ago, hadn't showered and now has a rusty banana.

by Definitely not Selena February 09, 2021

Rusty Kebab

When you shove a used tampon into a girl's ass and then proceed to make her eat it.

I wasn't fucking getting near that herpes-laden specimen, so I just gave her a rusty kebab with gloves on.

by lardasssundae June 24, 2012

rusty buttcheeks

1. RustyBUTT-cheeks is when you still got poop in between your cheeks.

2. My version of rusty butt cheeks would be butt cheeks that are unused for a long time, but at one time was used lots = RustyBUTT-cheeks

3. What you call anal sex without Lube dry anal sex= RustyBUTT-cheeks

I'm going to make those rusty buttcheeks work again.

When I was walking down the road I felt something itchy, later in the bathroom when I wiped, I had rusty buttcheeks.

Babe get out your Lube, you got rusty buttcheeks

by Scotty2Hotty23 August 30, 2017

Fake Rusty

Rusty Griswold portrayed by that little punk bitch Johnny Galecki from the terrible third installment of the National Lampoon Vacation film series

Christmas Vacation has a Fake Rusty.
He's somehow younger than Audrey.
They really screwed the pooch here.

by Deece Naughts's uncle April 26, 2023

Rusty arbuckle

Getting your nuts sucked while shitting on the person's chest

That girl sure knows how to give use a rusty arbuckle!

by S LeVade April 28, 2023

rusty caribou

When someone shits, doesn’t wipe, and then you eat their ass

I gave her a greasy rusty caribou

by Rustybou January 14, 2018