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Batty Puppet

A definative person which causes utter lameity to happen to a person or persons just because they like being assholeish. Similar to randomite but more targeted and powerful. You feel like the person wants to stick their hand up your ass (batty) and probably has a batty fetish..and control you
Shes a batty puppet high commander, intending to ruin my life. Ugh pax her wdr
by Queen Jenni of Sparta October 19, 2008
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Taco puppet

A lady who likes getting fingered or fisted.
She squirmed so much when i fingered her pussy it was like i had a dancing taco puppet.

She likes when you stick your fist in her taco puppet and make her dance vertically .
by High coyote May 6, 2018
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knee puppets

when her boobs are so big and saggy, they can be manipulated in a seated position by bouncing them off of her knees perhaps by her knees.
See that bitch sitting over there? I wish she would stop tapping her foot because her knee puppets are flopping around like a fish out of water.
by christpanda August 29, 2011
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Burn puppet

A burn puppet is someone chosen typically based on outward characteristics that usually has engaged in criminal activity which is used by others to dictate their actions and drive them towards their goals while inevitably sacrificing them to the mob and escaping detection to continue on.
The crack head son of a vice president does t have the authority to negotiate the sale of Russian oil through a Ukrainian front company in Kazakhstan to China, he’s just another burn puppet.
by Lizardfish69420 March 2, 2024
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REMASTER OF PUPPETS

The re-master edition of Master Of Puppets Metallica's most known album.
-Hey dude have you listened to the REMASTER OF PUPPETS?
-What's is this?
by zougas December 5, 2017
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chocolate sock puppet

the act in partaking in anal sex with different socks as condoms, and afterwords turning off all the lights except for a lamp and putting on a puppet show for all your friends as a trophy.
next show starts in 20 minutes!!!

Whats it about?
its about a magical land ware Mr. chocolate sock puppet gets kidnapped and taken away from his family.
by lykaboss August 2, 2011
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Puppet

Tiny evil creatures created by a man named Andre Toulon. Except jester. He's a cute smol bean.
"Aren't those puppets so creepy?"
by Deeeeeeeedeeeeeee August 28, 2017
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