"Your slumber-partner will snooze silently during periods that you're up and away from the boudoir, but then he will totally 'saw logs' whenever you're actually cohabitating with him --- and wanting to get some shut-eye --- in the same bed."
Perhaps many instances of Murphy's Law of Snoring stem from the snorer's needing more space to "spread out", which he would have whenever he has the whole bed to himself; being more cramped can restrict air-passages and so on..
by QuacksO September 29, 2019
by Karlcockmccleave February 13, 2018
A sexy black bald middle aged man with a polo, cargo shorts a cane and a bowlers hat named Murphy with a overly wide sized penis that sleeps over at girls party’s or hangs around kindergartens
Geez did u guys see that Girthy Murphy yesterday tuning those fit kinde kids I hear he has the fattest pp around
by Jetty_rat February 29, 2020
oh you dated tristan murphy
yeah! he didnt wait to see me in person and broke up with me over text without ever fucking checking in
yeah! he didnt wait to see me in person and broke up with me over text without ever fucking checking in
by apersonnnig February 14, 2022
Dave: I got so drunk last night I slept with an ugly prostitute!
Ron: That was a man dude, you got Eddie Murphied
Ron: That was a man dude, you got Eddie Murphied
by NeighborhoodWriterman January 12, 2022
by Cornhub user 42069 April 30, 2016
"You can heave and strain on da wrench till Doomsday and never get a stubborn bolt loosened, but then just as soon as you ask a stronger --- and probably very busy himself --- person to come and help, DAT'S when da blasted bolt actually WILL yield, either when you give a final demonstrative yank on da wrench to show da second person how supposedly stuck da bolt is, or when he himself hauls back on da wrench and said previously-cranky bolt unscrews with little effort on his part, indicating dat your OWN last tug actually HAD cracked it free after all, and so if you had 'just given it one more go' yourself, you actually COULD have gotten da bolt out on your own, without having to interrupt your now-ears-smokingly-annoyed-at-being-needlessly-called-away colleague in da first place."
I wonder if da inventor of da impact wrench had originally felt prompted to do so due to his having frequently encountered Murphy's Law of Bolt-Loosening???
by QuacksO February 14, 2023