the 5 keys

a really bad word and can only be said by certain people

i have used the 5 keys to win many online arguments

by dont report me January 4, 2023

Mr Key

Usually a very good looking young teacher, the kind that all of their students want to date. Often very smart and doesn’t like to be wrong. He is very laid back and chill and doesn’t really care what his students do.

Girl 1: whose you teacher

Girl 2: Mr Key

Girl 3: he’s the best you’re so lucky I want him to be my future husband!!

by helloiamamazing June 13, 2018

key scramble

a common excuse for being late somewhere

Coach: Why were you late to practice??
Athlete: I was in a key scramble!

by lmr2233 July 6, 2011

Tyler Keys

Funny

Sexy
Dress good

Opium

Cute
Smart

You know Tyler Keys?

by Destory Lonelyy April 13, 2023

key hand

a man who is horrific at fingering women

“yeah......... he definitely has a key hand”

by gaybitch69420 May 26, 2018

Drum Key

A tool used to tune drums to different tensions. Also manages to blend in to any surface and gets lost when you fucking need it most.

*after searching for 15 minutes* Where the FUCK is my drum key. * Finds it Literally on floor by snare*

by Mynoduesp111 June 9, 2018

My key

He is an anime character or that is what he is called in a particular scene ppl also call ppl with the name Michael as My key.

person1:My key!

person2:what is it?

by JJMgreen7 February 14, 2022