hamster tank victim

GLLURG GLUURG PLEASE LET ME OUT MEEP MEEP FLUURURUGH FLURRUGH HELP MEEEP GLURHLE

a hamster tank victim was created when peanut mistook an aquarium as an enclosure for her new pet.

by sangre August 13, 2025

Disabled hamster

A mentally challenged, woman who went through a postpartum episode.

“That bitch is really a “disabled hamster”

by Criticalchris September 2, 2025

SAH hamster

a tie with the 2nd coolest in the whole wide world

shes no izzy but shes right there with c saw so she must be a SAH hamster

by omar May 1, 2004

Hamster

A quickie from behind.

My girl and I were running late, but she let me hamster her while she was blow drying her hair.

by Dtray December 1, 2017

Hamster

Chunky,cute,adorable little animal

Bob: CUTE RAT!!!
Jeff: it’s a hamster…

by Hamster<3 January 23, 2022

Hamster nuts

They're fucking huge they're fucking girthy they're the biggest fattest fucking nuts you'll ever see you'll gargle them and you'll love them

OH FUCK YEAH I LOVE THEM HAMSTER NUTS

by Cocklord69cum November 4, 2021

Hamster sunroof

When a man lays across the roof of a automobile and hangs his member from the sunroof,meanwhile the occupant(s) drink from said member like a hamster in a cage drinking from the bottle

Man, Carrie gave me a hamster sunroof in my 1500 last night it was crazy, esp doing 45 in a 25.

by Sailorguy 85 March 6, 2024