1. The person you catch unholy feelings for during Vacation Bible School — usually while swearing you’re “not even looking for anything right now.” You lock eyes across the craft table, or during a group worship song, and suddenly you’re imagining a joint testimony at your future wedding. Charming smile, questionable life choices, walking red flag.
2. A short-lived, overly wholesome-yet-chaotic situationship powered by proximity, youth group energy, and an unhealthy amount of soda from the fellowship hall. Ends with him ghosting you like he just got called on a permanent mission trip to another dimension
2. A short-lived, overly wholesome-yet-chaotic situationship powered by proximity, youth group energy, and an unhealthy amount of soda from the fellowship hall. Ends with him ghosting you like he just got called on a permanent mission trip to another dimension
“I told myself I wasn’t dating this summer… then Octavio, my Bible School Crush, asked if I wanted to sit with him during Bible study and now I can’t listen to ‘Our God Is an Awesome God’ without crying.”
by SeheKeineRotenFlaggen August 13, 2025
Get the Bible School Crushmug. an ancient novel full of murder, corruption, slavery, homophobia, beastiality, incest and cruelty. it is often read to young children on a sunday.
Parent: come on kid, we're going to study the bible.
Kid: don't you mean that moldy old book that tells lies?
Parent: yes! praise jesus!
Kid: don't you mean that moldy old book that tells lies?
Parent: yes! praise jesus!
by jesus is in us all....~ December 20, 2021
Get the biblemug. A large clump of text sent in one message in an online argument. It is usually a long, formulated message used to support their argument, however it is pointless, since this is the internet, and no one wants to read something that big, so everyone ignores them.
"Wow, that moron's been typing for 10 minutes now, seems he's typing an argument bible or something."
by Mr. KokoPudgeFudge July 26, 2022
Get the Argument Biblemug. A religious hypocrite whom often lashes out against others for how they live their lives but get angered if somebody else does the same. They often use biblical scriptures to justify their judgmental hypocrisy.
I remember a Bible thumper got on my case just because I like watching "Empire" on Fox & they told me how much I was bound to be sent to Hell just for liking the show.
by MASTUH OSCG 8845 IS BACK September 3, 2022
Get the Bible Thumpermug. by LionelK May 6, 2014
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by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq October 2, 2025
Get the SunDay schooooBJGUN BOOK BIBLEmug. Not referring exactly to the book of Christianity, which has some coincidences with historical facts, has told some good manners (and some others that chain you to exclusively find God instead of you and your family and surroundings' happiness) but has a vast majority of fantasy, rhetoric, prejudice, homophobia, sexism hate and mental manipulation that can only be done by the man itself; referring to the "in-Urban Dictionary" definitions, that kind of description that has more downvotes than upvotes no matter if the opinion is for or against the book.
Hey, I am just reading the Urban Dictionary's thesaurus for "The Bible" and I realized there are a majority of definitions that have more dislikes than approvals! But... Oh look! These both definitions were written the same month and year, one is against the book and the other supports it. The first one, in favour, has 134 likes and 370 dislikes; and the other that is against, has 230 votes up and 420 votes down.
What the HELL!!
What the HELL!!
by Teh Wolfboy January 24, 2018
Get the The Biblemug.