The Wrong Mermaid

a. A merperson (usually a woman) who is the inverse of prevalent cultural depictions of merpeople: the front half of a fish attached at the waist to the bottom half of a person.
b. A sexual position based on this depiction, in which one partner is immobilized from the waist up, by tight swaddling with blankets.

Behind the door, I was shocked to find The Wrong Mermaid: Gwen immobilized on the couch, torso rolled tightly in Mom's quilt. Compromising as the position was, the back of Denise's head kept me from being forever traumatized by the sight of my pantsless sibling. I shut my eyes and pressed through to the hall.

by ExCognita March 25, 2023

You wrong for that

When someone says something fkd up but could still be funny to you, on the inside you just know bro fkd up for pointin out something like that

Bro:That bih so skinny youd be hittin bones if u clapped
Jaishoin:man yo ass wrong for that 😭
Or
Jaishoin: Bro you wrong for that

by TornForum April 3, 2024

Wrong Direction

What we call One Direction when they break up.

Man: Have you heard about Wrong Direction?
1D Fangirl: No.
Man: Shit, you're late girl. It's a band we used to call One Direction.

by Ziggurat_ May 17, 2015

Got married in the wrong garden

1. Their relationship was doomed from the beginning

Oh they’re fighting again? They got married in the wrong garden...

by Balloon66 May 9, 2021

Wrong Way Johnny

A person who has been seen driving in the wrong direction, on any kind of road.

We're writing a letter to the authorities about Big Bad Bill. Now he's a wrong way Johnny.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

100% wrong!

A classic misdirection, and the funniest joke ever made.

Vermaine: "Hey guys, I got 100% on that test..."
Everyone else: "ok"
Vermaine:"... 100% wrong!"
Everyone else: *dies of laughter*

by CharlesGremmyG November 4, 2024

Wrong

Something men are all the time

Women:your wrong

Man:your probably right but im still gonna argue

by Natasha the android October 6, 2018