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Rusty Randy

When one scrapes the rust built beneath their car and sprinkles it on the deceased corpse of there lover after masturbating on the roof
Rusty: hey how’s it goin you punk ass lil bitch.

Randy: it’s goin great. I heard your mom got a rusty randy yesterday you cow
by sangeun January 16, 2021
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Rusty banana

Having sex with someone on their period and then not washing off for days. The blood then oxidizes and creates a rusty film on said dick.
Oh dear God, did you hear about Jeremy? He had sex with a girl on her period three days ago, hadn't showered and now has a rusty banana.
by Definitely not Selena February 8, 2021
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Rusty Accordion

Female version of the rusty trombone, where a woman bends over allowing a guy or girl to tongue the woman's anus while reaching up through her legs and fingering her clitoris.
All Beth has to do is bend over and say, "Time to play that rusty accordion."
by goldengash August 25, 2022
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rusty meatball

Rusty meatballs is the result of inserting your testicles into ones ass and pulling them out covered in shit.
Chad :I was dipping my balls into my girls ass the other night, i pulled them out and they were covered in shit.

Josef: aww man, sounds like you wound up with some rusty meatballs.
by asdfg123456789888 September 9, 2022
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Rusty Humper

When having sex and accidently sticking it in the backdoor because you haven't had sex in a long time and forgot which hole to use.
I finally had Murph stay over last nightpushy. didn't realize he was going to be such a rusty humper. He actually asked me where he should stick it because he didn't know the difference between my ass hole and my pussy.
by Spidermonkey317 April 18, 2022
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Rusty Poncho

What a Mexican Gay male calls a used condom. Can also be used for pegging or male to female anal contact.
Geraldo woke up with a massive pain in
his anal region, and realized why when he saw the Rusty Poncho on the floor.
by Tom@$$ March 25, 2022
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Rusty cleavage

The act of a guy fucking a woman’s mouth and simultaneously dropping a little shit between her breast as he comes.
Sally was unprepared and enraged when Patrick gave her Rusty Cleavage.

And Patrick invented the Rusty Cleavage when it suddenly occurred to him that the Double Big meal he had had 2 hours earlier had finally disclosed itself whilst his member was in Sally’s mouth.
by DirkJDiggler May 21, 2021
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