The other guy

And speaking of your wife...

Hym "What would it take for ME to be the other guy? What kind of qualities would I have to have? What are the qualities of the guys she's already fucking? It isn't... Pfft... It isn't fatcock is it? Is it fatcock? Maybe kickboxer with a million dollars? Does she want to fuck my Imaginary Frankenstein!? YOU THE ME AND ANDY IS THE RETARD TO YOU! Andy is YOUR fatcock retard! Seriously, I'm not trying to gish-gallop but the format of this thing I'm doing makes it impossible not to gish-gallop. I genuinely want to know. What qualities does a man have to have to be the other guy in your relationship?"

by Hym Iam August 5, 2023

Racial Othering

Racial othering is when white people are treated as the norm, while Black, Indigenous, and people of color are treated as “different.”It stems from a phenomenon called the white default, which defines white people as the standard for behavior, appearance, and culture.

Source: Racial Wellness, a book by Jacquelyn Ogorchukwu Iyamah

It bothers me when people ask me "Where are you REALLY from?" It's a form of racial othering.

by Racial Wellness September 18, 2023

Be Unconditionally Nice to Each Other Day

On December third, everyone is legally required to be unconditionally nice to each other. Anyone who fails to comply will be sentenced to three months of obsessive hugging.

"Man, I'm tired of all of these internet day thingies. Yesterday was skipping school day. The day before was about sending nudes to people who completed NNN. The day before was about stealing hoodies until someone notices. Why can't we have a day where we just do something nice for each other?"
"What if we had a day where we were all just unconditionally nice to each other? It would be called "Be Unconditionally Nice to Each Other Day."
"That sounds really difficult to say, but okay."

by MysticcitsyM November 27, 2021

Other Black Girl'd

Verb or adjective to describe when a person of color expecting to find an ally in another person of color actually finds an antagonist of the uncle tom variety. Derived from Zakiya Dalila Harris' novel The Other Black Girl.

"Man they just hired this new black girl and I swore we was gonna be cool but she straight up Other Black Girl'd me."
"They're talking about hiring a new person of color in my department and I'm hype but I'm worried she might Other Black Girl me."

"Me and Shanice were supposed to work together, but I kind of get Other Black Girl vibes from her."

by B Shane April 23, 2022

Nothing in one hand and shit in the other

Neither of your two options are good. But one is just plain out shitty.

Jimmy: Unemployed David has a job offer for only $5hr.
Billy: Well he’s got nothing in one hand and shit in the other.

by Juice delhagen April 28, 2022

the other side of the puddle

a place that is, in all ways, different from the place the person saying it is from

Asian person: Wow! I finally received my package from the other side of the puddle! other Asian person: what do you mean from "the other side of the puddle"? Asian person: its from Russia.

by alto bolso January 20, 2022

Other Peoples

Pieces of shit and ingrates.

Hym "Look at me, thinking about other peoples. I can't wait for some of them to die."

by Hym Iam September 15, 2022