When a Scottish man meets up with a London man and has coitus right there on the street, after the vigorous intercourse the london man shits into the scottish man's mouth and runs off into the sunset.
by Ben "Dick Sucker" Tosh April 14, 2023
Get the London Bombermug. A cesspool of depravity, poisoning the Thames. Notorious for anal pioneers, fetish freaks and a sickening stench of melted dildos
Billy: Oh no, I’ve got to go through Barnes (London, SW13) on the train!
Jim: shit. Just make sure to keep the windows closed and don’t make any kind of eye contact with the locals.
Jim: shit. Just make sure to keep the windows closed and don’t make any kind of eye contact with the locals.
by Concerned onlooker April 21, 2024
Get the Barnes (London, SW13)mug. A London Bridge can only exist with 4 people; 2 sets of tits (specifically nipple to nipple, nipple to nipple), and the two bridge crossers create the bridges by lining up the sets of tits and having the crossers do two each on opposite sides. The closeness this bridge creates is palpable and full of enjoyment!
by Greenlowtops March 22, 2025
Get the London Bridgemug. 
A fart in a steamy shower creating a fog like cloud that mimics the rainy and rancid city of London.
I was having a good morning till I accidentally gave myself a London Fog in the shower. Now my breakfast is coming back up.
by fartenthusiast December 25, 2020
Get the London Fogmug. Is a nice and sweet person, but can be stubborn sometimes. She is weird and short but everybody loves her. She isn’t thick but boys like her. Especially Mexicans
by Eighty December 27, 2019
Get the london briannemug. A person with this name is very beautiful and kind. And they have amazing humor. Definitely find someone named London. And even better, find someone named London Spratt <3
by Your beloved <3 September 5, 2021
Get the london sprattmug.