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Karl Hans

if you ever get to meet a Karl Hans, make sure you look under his bed. Beside his secrets, you may find multiple socks.
Karl Hans is in love with his own socks.
by aaaaabaabbbbbbccccdddddeeeee November 22, 2021
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karled it

When you do something spectacular and everybody is in awe of your ability to carry out a certain task to perfection
Oh he has really karled it there
by Karlosbermingjam June 29, 2017
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karl.

karl is a dumb ass fucking faggot who licks dick for a living this porch back bigger monkey should of back to the realm of retardedness where this ducking slut came from!
by karlisgaykarlisgay May 4, 2022
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Karl

Insert generic traits that applies to literally anyone so that anyone reading can pick and choose specific traits from this description to apply to what they think of themselves.
Wow that’s a Karl!
by urbankc November 23, 2021
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Karl Brodie

A wanker who thinks he's cool cause he spends money on clothing.
Jesus I hate him. He's such a Karl Brodie
by Yes lord May 8, 2021
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Karl

Karl is the kind of guy who is in a wheelchair. He lives in a condo with 2 adopted girls. He is known as a pervert because when his daughter's best friends come to visit, he stares at their chest and butt.

Karl is a good friend but as his prisoners often say, he is not the best at buying food. He is the worst at making dinner!
Both his adopted girls are forced to wear sweatpants and oversized hoodies in order to be looked at the perv.
Elise: ugh its Karl!
Maya: hey don't be rude, Elise!! I love him soo much, imma go byeeee!
Elise: . . .

Lucy: agh he's looking straight at me! Elise, what do I do?
Elise: THAT PERV.!! Here let me cover you with my arm
Lucy: thx B

Maya: ELISE HURRY UP!!!!!!!!
by L_is_awesome December 5, 2019
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Karl

Karl is a boy's name with German origins. The man Karl means “free man” and is a great name for any baby who is ready to grow and explore the world around them. Karl's are usually very or exceptionally handsome or sharp and is very playful with friends and family. Most of the time their humor is very aggressive and sometimes may go to far to prove a point. Karls can grow to be somewhat tall and can also be very intense when you anger them or get on their nerves, though they forgive very often.
by Crazy Squirrel June 18, 2023
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