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jailhouse joint

a really thin marijuana cigarette sometimes cut with tobacco. if an inmate smuggles some pot in the jail, he/she rolls it into a jailhouse joint and everyone who wants to smoke it with the inmate has sex with each other (including the owner of the joint). The ones in prisons can be huge, but in the county jail they're thin, hence the name. On the Outside, sex isn't necessary to smoke one.
dude: this aint no nick bag! I got ripped off! It's only half a nick!

buddy: at least you can roll a jailhouse joint outta it.
by Medicine Elder Laffing Owl March 20, 2010
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Geometric Joint

A joint rolled with detailed and synergistic reliance on fractal geometry and LaGrange multipliers. Also known as "fractal joint."

One end of the joint is (theoretically) infinitely large and the other end (theoretically) achieves nothingness through complex geometrical scaling equations that are too long for me to go into right now.
Volume of marijuana vis a vis length should probably not exceed 7 m/s^2, but whatever, you know, play it by ear. Must have at least one corner.
Hells ya yo i just talked to miles he's planning a fuckin geometric joint its gonna be legit as balls
by TaquitoIsATerribleName May 9, 2011
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Bager Joint

A Hash or Skunk joint etc mixed with tobacco, but with only a minimum amound of Skunk/Hash leaving the joint tasting like tobacco.
The Joint taste like Tobacco ?!? You look weak and skinny, so I made a Bager Joint to test your tolerance
by cookiejohnny May 12, 2020
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Joint Jam

When the rotation of the joint is halted by two or more other joints in the circle.
Ray caused a joint jam when he received the blunt and began telling his story.
by GreenBean21211 April 27, 2016
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Joint

by Tiny active June 24, 2023
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joint

A hip way of saying Yo.
Joint, I don't want no trouble, joint, I just want to window pizza
by petersengraph May 29, 2018
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Tampon joint

A joint that is rolled so poorly that it looks like a tampon
I was so high, I rolled a tampon joint
by I<3Asians+Timsjap August 27, 2015
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