douche-house

A cheesy form of house music that is listened to by douche's or those that wear Ed Hardy/Affliction clothing and way too much cologne.

Jessica- "Hey lets go check out the main stage."

Scott- "No way! I was just there and all they were playing was a bunch of epic douche-house. Trust me the music and the vibe is way better in here."

Jessica- "Okay, I trust you."

by feetoid November 17, 2014

douche-fle

a level up from douche bag. (souffle-like ...maybe?)

bre was a douche-fle today... lolz

by mirage mango December 23, 2008

douche bagel

Like douche bag, but way better because of the extra "el," and also has the ability to accept condiments such as creme cheese.

You're such a douche bagel you should sell yourself at panera bread.

by S. Beebe August 4, 2007

bluetooth douche

A man or woman that always has their bluetooth headset on wherever they go....to dinner, the movies, taking a shit, whatever. They are always talking three octaves too loud and annoying others around them. They are extra obnoxious are usually talking about something meaningless.

The bluetooth douche at Red Lobster was annoying everyone with his inane chatter.

by bukkake the porno clown December 28, 2006

Twinkle Douche

a douchebag/jerk that likes to sugar coat everything & make it sparkle.

Jess is a twinkle douche for stealing her best girl's man.

by BBYCAKES617 August 24, 2011

douche chills

The intense feeling, very similar to a shiver up your spine, that can be invoked simply from being in the presence of a douche bag. Usually triggered by a specific douchey act or statement.

e.g. I got douche chills when the kid with the pink polo shirt flipped his collar up.

by cosmonautlaunchpad August 1, 2007

Twitter Douche

An addicted Twitter user who posts every single thing that happens to them every few moments.

Hey look at that twitter douche over there, he has no life.

by pooperdude108 January 24, 2009