A short king with tall energy. Bryan speaks like he’s 6’4”, but reality keeps him closer to the Earth—probably for spiritual grounding. Highly intelligent, suspiciously wise, and always one emotional spark away from launching into a passionate TED Talk no one asked for. Basically, a modern-day Napoleon who’s into chakras.
Bryan is constantly talking about “the energies”—whether it’s the vibe in the room, the full moon, or why your third eye is blocked from eating too many Hot Cheetos. He might be small in stature, but he’s big on sage, opinions, and dramatic exits.
Bryan is constantly talking about “the energies”—whether it’s the vibe in the room, the full moon, or why your third eye is blocked from eating too many Hot Cheetos. He might be small in stature, but he’s big on sage, opinions, and dramatic exits.
“Bryan walked in, said the energy was off, dropped a quote from Lao Tzu, and left. Didn’t even grab his coffee. Classic Bryan.”
by Chrispeecream June 7, 2025
Get the Bryanmug. Bryan’s has an amazing music taste, sense of style, also funny but can be an asshole sometimes. Often gets mistake for a Brian, Braian, Bryen, never Bryan
by Sadvillainy November 21, 2021
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Get the Bryan’s luckmug. bryan’s one of the worst people you can meet. He’ll treat you like he loves you one day but if you ever do something wrong , just one time, he will cut you off instantly. He will always stay on your mind , it’ll be hard to forget him. That’s why he’s such a bad person
by aylie March 26, 2022
Get the bryanmug. This dude has a huge love for you and his passion/career in his life. Your insides will melt from all the love he gives you, and you’ll have butterflies in your stomach.
Dude, Bryan is the best boyfriend to have
by Conner Detroit September 10, 2018
Get the Bryanmug. He is so blind he doesn’t see what he needs is right infront of him. He misses hints thrown at him so you can say it directly , he has met the love of his life already he is just focused on games not realizing.
by 4ktayl June 18, 2023
Get the Bryanmug. by ilovebryan123 November 26, 2023
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