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Bryan

A short king with tall energy. Bryan speaks like he’s 6’4”, but reality keeps him closer to the Earth—probably for spiritual grounding. Highly intelligent, suspiciously wise, and always one emotional spark away from launching into a passionate TED Talk no one asked for. Basically, a modern-day Napoleon who’s into chakras.

Bryan is constantly talking about “the energies”—whether it’s the vibe in the room, the full moon, or why your third eye is blocked from eating too many Hot Cheetos. He might be small in stature, but he’s big on sage, opinions, and dramatic exits.
“Bryan walked in, said the energy was off, dropped a quote from Lao Tzu, and left. Didn’t even grab his coffee. Classic Bryan.”
by Chrispeecream June 7, 2025
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Bryan

Bryan’s has an amazing music taste, sense of style, also funny but can be an asshole sometimes. Often gets mistake for a Brian, Braian, Bryen, never Bryan
I love Bryan’s style
by Sadvillainy November 21, 2021
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Bryan’s luck

When someone has very very VERY bad luck in everything.
Wow how did you lose you must have Bryan’s luck.
by Queenslayslay June 9, 2018
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bryan

bryan’s one of the worst people you can meet. He’ll treat you like he loves you one day but if you ever do something wrong , just one time, he will cut you off instantly. He will always stay on your mind , it’ll be hard to forget him. That’s why he’s such a bad person
“That’s the bryan who fucked her over”
by aylie March 26, 2022
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Bryan

This dude has a huge love for you and his passion/career in his life. Your insides will melt from all the love he gives you, and you’ll have butterflies in your stomach.
Dude, Bryan is the best boyfriend to have
by Conner Detroit September 10, 2018
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Bryan

He is so blind he doesn’t see what he needs is right infront of him. He misses hints thrown at him so you can say it directly , he has met the love of his life already he is just focused on games not realizing.
“Wow did you see bryan and his ex??! He’s got a good one!”
by 4ktayl June 18, 2023
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Bryan

wowzers! you're as fat as a Bryan! nigger
by ilovebryan123 November 26, 2023
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