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A Madden Moment

An instance when one's rationality is lost, which results in an embarrassing comment or action that goes seemingly unrealized until later. Situations like this tend to instigate anger and can go as far as one party seeking revenge through violence.
Al: Dude I can't believe you just asked to touch that girls boobs.

John: Yeah, she really slapped me hard. Do you think that was stupid?

Al: Worse, I think you just had A Madden Moment.

John: Ninty Percent of the game is half mental.
by Ghostface Slinger January 30, 2009
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Jahard Moment

A more vague and confusing response to give to someone when you've already said "bruh" to them before.
Two people playing Bedwars
"BRO HE'S BREAKING THE BED DEFENSE!! I CAN'T HIT HIM!!"
"bruh"
"DUDE I DIED"
"That was kind of a Jahard Moment"
by Antiwasnothere December 21, 2020
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Baser moment

A moment where your average pot head / stoner could sound like a absaloute baser.
Jimmy:"yo Timmy why are you trying those pills man?"
Timmy:"what ever works man, know what I mean?"
Jimmy:"bro, you just had a baser moment, sounded like a crack head man."
by Miketoad March 25, 2010
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Riley Moment

A sentence/thought so mind boggling it could only be thought up by Riley
Riley: "I think stupidity is just a black person thing."
Everyone: "That's a Riley moment if I've ever heard one."
by Carti'sWaifu March 6, 2022
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Poodak Moment

The moment when you get done pooping and you look at it and say, wow, that's a total Kodak moment, you then take a picture of it on your phone and send it to all your friends. (best to do it before u wipe so there is no toilet paper in the picture)
Person: WOW! That's a poodak moment, my friends have got to see this. (proceeds to send pictures to friends)
Friend 1: eww!
Friend 2: GROSS
Friend 3: your fucked up

Friend 4: check out this monster crap (sends picture of a monster turd)
by jimmyswanboi October 25, 2012
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bialas moment

when a person (usually of white skin tone) states or acts in a way that only the whitest of white people would act
White Person : Lets go to the beach and drink red wine!
Other White Person : Bialas moment
by HentaiMan69 February 18, 2023
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garf moment

saying or doing something that the cartoon cat Garfield would say or do
“man I hate Mondays
“omg garf moment
by goofygarf January 11, 2023
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