Guy 1: Yo I keep getting touched in my crotch by this girl.
Guy 2: Wow, really?
Guy 1: Yeah, I've been strung tight all week!
Guy 2: Wow, really?
Guy 1: Yeah, I've been strung tight all week!
by The biggest trash can you know August 23, 2016
Get the Strung Tightmug. A turn of phrase coined by The Tight Arts Appreciation Society used to describe a person who is a veritable expert in the art of frugality.
A play on words, it acts to quash the stigma attached to a person who would normally be referred to in a vulgar manner as a tight arse. The word arse in this instance, is changed to arts – a phonetical similarity yet with an intentionally stark reference in meaning. Unlike the personal traits of a Tight Arse, the Tight Artist’s sparing and economical ways are celebrated and revered. It is a hearty attempt to upturn the negative connotations attached to those who are thrifty.
Through this process of destigmatisation, a Tight Artist, by definition, becomes a person who saves money in creative ways. This is a rather more pleasing and palatable definition in comparison to that of the vulgarly named tight arse – someone disliked for being tight, stingy or miserly with their money.
A Tight Artist is not stingy. Just savvy. Because saving money is an artform.
A play on words, it acts to quash the stigma attached to a person who would normally be referred to in a vulgar manner as a tight arse. The word arse in this instance, is changed to arts – a phonetical similarity yet with an intentionally stark reference in meaning. Unlike the personal traits of a Tight Arse, the Tight Artist’s sparing and economical ways are celebrated and revered. It is a hearty attempt to upturn the negative connotations attached to those who are thrifty.
Through this process of destigmatisation, a Tight Artist, by definition, becomes a person who saves money in creative ways. This is a rather more pleasing and palatable definition in comparison to that of the vulgarly named tight arse – someone disliked for being tight, stingy or miserly with their money.
A Tight Artist is not stingy. Just savvy. Because saving money is an artform.
"Wow, Greg! That's a great savings idea. You are a true Tight Artist! Thanks."
How did you afford that? Man - You're obviously a Tight Artist. I wish I could be smarter with my money.
How did you afford that? Man - You're obviously a Tight Artist. I wish I could be smarter with my money.
by Pennnnnnny May 26, 2010
Get the Tight Artistmug. A female human who is particularly tight in her vagina, even though she sleeps around a lot and takes pipe from big cock.
Vallerie is such a tight slut, she cheated on my cousin and she let me bang her in his bed, dude she felt amazing!!!
by Ethos236 November 30, 2016
Get the tight slutmug. a term used for a feminine guy, often times thought to be gay. Basically means the an has no penis and likes it up the ass.
by dudejkjkmanlol August 11, 2006
Get the tight vagmug. My friend Maddie and I were walking down the road and she found a fifty that fell out of a hookers boot on the ground and turned to me and said cum tight yo.
by tabitha morgan August 30, 2006
Get the cum tightmug. by CarlSagan42 November 28, 2019
Get the Tight around the edgesmug. Man-tights worn by superstar, David Bowie in the film Labyrinth. Grey in colour with a feline/leopard texture. They are extremely tight, revealing David Bowies entire, gigantic bulge. Sometimes referred to as David Bowies Labyrinth Bulge.
by ilikenirvana October 28, 2013
Get the david bowie tightsmug.