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Rooster Joke

A terrible joke that is literally not even a joke. Named after the famous rooster meme.
Sarah: Wanna here a rooster joke? What do you call someone who is a terrible driver?
Bob: I don't know.
Sarah: A dick
by SavagePancakesYeah April 28, 2017
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Joke bet

When job pryde makes a bet with you and he loses the bet, it's automatically considered a joke bet.
Job lost a bet to danny and tony about Cubs tickets but since he had to pay, it was considered a joke bet
by Dannt May 4, 2018
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Bad joke

Someone who goes for someone else's laughs and misses.
This guy/girl made one person he/she knew laugh with one out of every ten things he/she said, everyone else was angered by what he/she said. He/she is a bad joke.
by Solid Mantis March 18, 2020
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Joke Palace

The opulent, grand, and otherwise immense residence of one or more Joke Lords.
Both Joke Chairs spend their days in the Joke Palace, concocting schemes and casting jokes on the peasants outside.
by Joke Lord December 24, 2010
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Zim Joke

A joke made of obviousness, dad jokes, and clever humor.
Y/N: Hey I have a Zim joke!
Person: yes?
Y/N: what’s also a quarter? 25 cents!
by anonymous December 30, 2020
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Ross the joke

Guy 1: What idiot called it erectile dysfunction and not ballzhiemers?
Guy 2: Actually, erectile dysfunction has nothing to do with the balls.
Guy 1: Why do you have to Ross the joke because you just made the joke not funny?
by Ainsleysommers December 21, 2018
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Kishbaugh Jokes

Jokes that are slightly funnier than Chandler Jokes. Most people either laugh at Kishbaugh Jokes or just stare at his stupidity. They usually contain some euphemism about male genitalia.
Kishbaugh Jokes use a collective and racist form of "The Biochemists" to convey humor .
by NastyLaC23 August 19, 2017
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