texas drought

refers to something or someone hot. this term comes from the song "The bad Touch"

damn that girl's a texas drought!

by ShellBert May 13, 2005

texas time-bomb

setting someone's alarm clock then defecating on it so the as to listen to the response

that girl i went home with last night, I texas time-bombed her ass

by Tommy Knocker December 13, 2004

Texas Pistachio Wagon

A killer local band from San Antonio, TX.

Jayson: Dude, are you going to see Texas Pistachio Wagon tonight?

Joe: Hell Yeah, the Wagon rocks!

by humdipper May 4, 2009

Buttrape, Texas

A small town in Texas where it's illegal to ask the name of the town, and all crimes carry the same penalty: butt rape. Buttrape, Texas is a supernatural place that spawns only at night and draws in unwary travelers who are lost in the back-country roads of Texas.

1) Lost Traveler: "Excuse me, sir. I'm lost. Can you tell me the name of this town so I can find it on the map?

Resident: "Son, yer in Buttrape, Texas."

2) Person 1: Wow looks at all those rundown shacks by the side of the road, and what the hell is that karaoke bar doing in the middle of nowhere?"

Person 2: "Oh God! We're in Buttrape, Texas!

by OctopusJones January 8, 2011

Texas A&M University

-Largest University in the U.S. in terms of land area.
-Home to the largest football stadium in the state of Texas.
-3rd Largest University in the U.S. in terms of number of students. (Capped at 42,000)
-Only University with a Land, a Sea and an Air grant from the U.S. government.
-Known for its Nationaly Famous Corp of Cadets.
-Often falsely sterotyped as being "full of hicks"
-Main campus located in College Station, Texas.
--Located 80 miles from Houston and Austin.
-Home of the 12th Man.

Texas A&M University is conservative where The University of Texas is liberal.

by JRD June 27, 2004

texas terminator

When you put a fist in the butt and one in the vag.

Man i gave that airman the ultimate texas terminator

by Kaysee Thompson June 23, 2006

Textasy

A state of intense exaltation of mind and feeling one achieves as a result of multiple continuous text messaging with close friends and associates. Rapture associated with rapid fire texting, use of keypad, reading of messages, often involving groups of close friends all at once.

As a result of sending and receiving numerous friendly and fun text messages all at once, and without even being conscious of it, Donna had achieved a state of utter textasy.

by bladeser November 18, 2009