tart

A shortened version of the word “Retard” used by people in need of a short way to insult someone for being foolish.
“Bro, you belong in a pop tart package
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Lark the tart

Susie: Lark the tart sucks
me: yes
by cammy the dumb December 27, 2021
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Fudge Sundae Pop Tart

Basically heaven in your mouth and not anything sexual. Fudge sundae pop tarts taste lit.

Fun fact: A Fudge Sundae Pop Tart is 9% of your daily calorie intake.
Person 1: I just had a fudge sundae pop tart!
Person 2: Can I have one?

Person 1: go away
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Spoilt tart

A high-nosed horse, or someone on the proverbial high horse, who is not likely to come off it anytime soon.

Also a piece of cake, once you let the air out of the inflatable.
Look at that horse: They called him "Mr Shelby" and he acts all aristocratic.
Yeah, sort of. He's definitely a bit of a spoilt tart.
by udoldo February 07, 2022
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Felch-Tarts

Colloquial and descriptive reference to Kellogs S'Mores Pop-Tarts, owing to the gooey white- and brown-striped filling.
"Hey, buddy! Is that a box of Felch-Tarts? What a tasty treat!"
"Have one, I'm never eating these again, now that you've ruined them for me."
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Pop tarts in the oven

Slang for sexual intercouse, ie pop tart being the penis and oven being the vagina, the inside of the pop tart being gooey and the oven being warm adding to the imagery of the sexual innuendo
*fuckboi making a move on a very wasted girl at a club* hey Brittany let's put the pop tarts in the oven *proceeds to take Britany to his bed and put his penis in her vagina*
by Elliottestarryeyes February 10, 2017
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juicy tarts

A large set of boobies that are leaky, beefy and swollen.
He wants to tap that bunch of juicy tarts so hard it will slap him back.
by YealosersSoWhat December 18, 2023
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