Shark Tank

To go down on a woman who has her period while in a hot tub.

"I knew she was on the rag, but I went down on her in my parents' hot tub anyway--it was a total shark tank in there."

by les chussies December 4, 2009

Long Range Fuel Tank

When a person has a fat belly, they've installed a Long Range Fuel Tank.

Mate 2 "Hi, I haven't seen you for years" "Looks like you've put a bit on in the front" "Looks like a pot belly"

Mate 1 "Nar" It's what I call, a Long Range Fuel Tank" "It cost me a fortune, an' all" "It took a lot of time & effort to install"

Mate 2 "Yeh" "It looks like it, when I get to your age I'll probably have one installed as well"

by Bobwin April 4, 2012

taku

A man of great wisdom and taste, should one ever be in need of a favour, taku can make it happen for you.

"Taku, can you get Lizanne to have hot erotic sex with me?"

by Jonni Pilo September 15, 2005

a tank

A large and wide, perfectly veloptuous ass. Though very large and wide, is right on the brink of perfect and too much. It is a perfect ass just before it is too big.

Damn, bitch got a tank!

by Ross McC January 21, 2008

wake and tank

Wake and tank is the art of waking up and drinking with the objective of getting shitfaced hammered drunk before noon.

dude i wake and tanked yesterday and i was shitfaced hammered drunk by 10:00am.

by Billbo T. Baggins March 5, 2011

get me the tank

1. idiomatic expression derived from the television show 'Special 1 TV' used to describe a person who is laughing uncontrollably as to require oxygen. Also used to express sarcasm

Man 1: "i really think Newcastle will stay up"

Man 2: "Yeah right, get me the tank!"

by Edge732 May 11, 2009

Sherman Tank

Rhyming slang for wank. Bloody good fun.

There's fuck all on TV. I'm going upstairs for a sherman tank.

by Cujo85 March 15, 2004