Tool Box

A mega tool; a boy who thinks that girls worship him but they want to vomit on his shoes.

Matt is not just a tool but he is a whole box of tools, a complete tool box.

by Ho Train October 23, 2002

Hooligan Tool

n. Any non-electrical tool that can be used for breaking-and-entering or assault, especially heavy tools that can be used to bludgeon and batter.

"I know he wasn't fixing a leaky faucet with that monkey wrench. That was undoubtedly his hooligan tool."
"I always carry my good ol' crowbar with me at night. You could say it's my hooligan tool, and you'd be right."
"He didn't have a car, but he carried a tire iron with him and looked at us menacingly. I was afraid he would clobber me with his hooligan tool."

by Wardog July 31, 2008

Christ Tool

Someone who goes around "Spreading the word" of god and has no respect for any other religion.

Christ tool: christ has died, christ has risen, christ will come again!
Random guy: uhh, i don't believe in that crap
Christ tool: YOU'RE GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL!

by rahrawrrah November 19, 2009

Palmer Tool

A device, usually a wire or pin, used to clean resin out of a clogged weed pipe

Yo Max pass me that Palmer tool, my one-hitter is clogged

by The_dawg June 4, 2019

Wuss Tool

A person that is cowardly, lame or who doesn't answer a question directly.

President Bill Clinton was a Wuss Tool when asked about his intimate relationship with Monica Lewinsky during the nationally televised White House conference.

by ShimmerPuppy March 6, 2009

tool nazi

A guy who won't let you borrow a tool for a few hours even though he has like three of the tool you need.

"Hey bro can I borrow your drill to make two pilot holes to install my new bumper?"

"Nah brah you should go buy your own drill, they're only $50."

"I live in an apartment and don't have a big garage to keep a bunch of tools in, you fucking tool nazi..."

by thedarkllama May 25, 2016

tool floater

An insurance term for inland marine coverage also commonly used by those in the insurance industry as an insult. A tool is an individual that tries too hard to impress - a floater is a turd that refuses to be flushed.

(Insert name here) is such a tool floater.

by _FeNiX_ January 12, 2017