Tongue puncher

Tongue punching the act of licking an elderly woman’s asshole after a date at tacobell

That baby grandma looks like she needs a tongue puncher in her purse

by Furryfrickerfred February 13, 2023

fox tongue

A strange form of the English language using similar word spellings but often strange and indecipherable syntax.

Fox tongue: Colton I'll send you pics if you wanna retake if you do 31
Regular English: If you do problem 31 I'll send you the others so we can both retake.

by Artemis Wolffe September 22, 2017

tongue fried

1) when a person fellates (performs oral sex on) another person so fast that thier tongue becomes burned or "fried" from all the friction.

2) during fellatio the recipient grabs the performer by the ears or the back of the head and begins violently controlling the act to the point that the performer's tongue gets a friction burn.

1) "last night i was giving head so fast that i got tongue fried."

2) "i was going down on this guy last night and suddenly he grabbed me by my ears and started moving my head so fast that now i'm all tongue fried."

by paul kicks ass October 2, 2009

Golden tongue

Being able to verbally spin any situation into your favor regardless of the insurmountable odds. To prepare himself, usually the person will take his thumb and swipe his tongue, stating here goes the golden tongue.

My buddy is going to get that hot chicks number, he has the golden tongue.

My buddy is going to convince his boss that he should get a promotion, he has the golden tongue.

by B1GMammy January 20, 2020

Rust tongue

Rust tongue is someone who sucks up to people for their own benefit.Pretty much the same as a brown tongue.

I notice old mate is sucking up to Wesley again.I know Ozza likes being a rust tongue.

by Ragnar Loddbrok October 24, 2016

Clover tongue

FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE. ISTG IF I SEE ANOTHER PERSON DO IT I WILL COMMIT ARSON. Not like I do that every day BUT STILL, FUCKING. IMPOSSIBLE.

NOT HUMAN: watch what I can do! *does abnormal alien tongue thing*

Me: *commits arson* *starts dancing by fire while singing* WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE IT WAS ALWAYS BURNING SINCE THE WORLDS BEEN TURNING WE DIDN-

Clover tongues are impossible

by Thedemonftheinternet October 28, 2020

cracker tongue

When you have just eaten crackers, and there are remnants on your tongue that are visible to those you are interacting with.

Cheer: *crunch crunch crunch* ... *gulp* "anyways, like I was saying,"
Hailey: "Ew, that's gross"
Cheer: "what, do I have cracker tongue?"
Hailey: "yeah girl"

by TeamPlaya69 May 24, 2016