by Erick Johnson II January 16, 2022

by DaddyE 2.0 December 27, 2017

When you don't get sacked for being an utter creepy predator but instead get offered a job on night shift to watch folk sleep.
by Bollock tucker November 3, 2022

Verb: to shift directions, or roles very quickly ultimately leading to a better situation.
The situation shifted fast like a robbery. The inferior role was robbed, so the situation shifted.
The situation shifted fast like a robbery. The inferior role was robbed, so the situation shifted.
I’m glad we successfully were able to rob-shift from the Bed and Breakfast to renting to a full-time tenant.
by NovaScotiaScotch February 7, 2021

The amazingly long-lasting gum from Stride that changes flavors. The pattern goes something like this:
Berry--> Mint--> Shit
Its suprisingly good, up until the berry get too entense and the mint becomes to strong. Then it tastes pretty bad.
Berry--> Mint--> Shit
Its suprisingly good, up until the berry get too entense and the mint becomes to strong. Then it tastes pretty bad.
Hey, have you tried this gum? It's called Stride Shift. I'll try it. Mmm, berries! Oh, cool! It tastes minty now! Woah. What the fuck? This is awful!
by FTWProne June 29, 2010

by hoovilleTypeShit January 22, 2022

The process by which something gradually fades from visibility or awareness—not because it’s gone, but because it’s operating beyond the range of detection. Still present. Still active. Just no longer seen.
"After the black hole collapsed, the surrounding radiation didn’t vanish—it began shadow shifting into the background curvature of space."
by TenTails July 16, 2025
