thanos truck

the most op thanos of all in all realms, and will destroy his opponent in one snap

THANOS TRUCK: did u hear about those truck battle? yeah he won with a snap right dude?

by LedgendŻ March 13, 2019

Tow Truck

Someone that has connections or can get things done.

Someone on the inside

Robert is my tow truck, he hooked me up with floor seats to the Piston game last week

by Breaking dancing on cardboard June 10, 2019

Gump Truck

Short Bus

Esther and Hank wore their helmets and double seat buckles on the gump truck ride to school this morning.

by Bobberino9999 December 24, 2010

Cluster-trucked

When you are surrounded by trucks on the road, especially the freeway. Also, being stuck being a truck with nowhere to go.

"Man, I was totally cluster-trucked on the way to work today..."

by E626 September 6, 2013

Dump Truck

A fat ass

Brendon: Woah Emily has a fat ass!
Jim: Yea she has a dump truck!

by A black nigha April 12, 2021

Lifted trucks

Sexy trucks like Chevrolet Z71s or Ford -250s kids jack up to get attention. Works great and gets you a ton of pussy but in turn f*cks up your gears!

Me: Dude I got a skyjacker 6" inch lift for my Silverado, damn that thing looks sexy!

Katie: Hell yeah!

Lifted Trucks

by iBJocking February 28, 2012

pickup truck

A utility-type vehicle with a three- or four-walled cargo-bed on the back, and used by guys as a chick-magnet. Extra points if the cab is comfy and the truck is outfitted with fancy trimmings, but even a simple no-frills "dinosaur-age" hack can be enticing to some gals if the driver-dude is willing to help her or others in her family by using his truck to haul stuff for them.

I don't feel overly envious of the other dudes in town with their nice snazzy shiny pickup trucks, cuz those snooty macho guys usually won't haul stuff for people for fear that "they might scratch the paint". The gals I hang out with, though, are more sensible-minded and less aesthetics-oriented, and so they truly appreciate me for being a caring kind-hearted bloke, and for the fact that I always AM willing to transport items for them in my '80's-era pickup. Those are the real --- and best --- kind of lady-friends to have.

by QuacksO November 21, 2017