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Your a Kid, Your a Squid

The theme song of the best video game ever, Splatoon.
You're a kid now, You're a squid now, You're a Kid, You're a Squid, You're a kid, You're a squid. Your a Kid, Your a Squid
by ImNotALobster June 9, 2017
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you've got the squid by the throat

Tim: "Derek, you're right, you've got the squid by the throat there."

Derek: "Man that shit is good"
by Alex G Thomas January 19, 2008
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Squid-Spider-People Logic

which can be applied to whenever Illuminati/conspiracy theory obsessed nutjobs try to be all intellectual while still upholding their obnoxious conspiracy theorist wannabe behavior.
"I am excluding you from the group because the Squid-Spider-People logic says so."
by MM132 May 27, 2015
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Dirty Looking Squid Shit

Something so ulgy or something so fucked up its complete and utter squid shit.
Jamel looks like some dirty looking squid shit.
by SJDFOX March 19, 2015
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I beat my meat to squid porn because it is fun asf
by Fig boy December 7, 2018
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Squids

A Squid or Squids is a term used for People who get into High-Level Collages because of having good grades, and usually do not really stand out from the rest of people like them. A Squid usually is someone who goes to school only for studying and work and doesn’t have a great social life.
Person A: “bro!! I just got into a dorm with 4 other people at Harvard. I have to stay in a 2 person sweet. This is gonna suck.”
Person B: “Well, do you know anyone in your dorm?”
Person A: “I know one guy who got in for Hockey, the rest of them are just Squids.”
by Raycroc1940 August 31, 2023
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squid head

when one reaches up their female friend's "twat", as they say in Toronto, and grabs hold of whatever is up there, rips it out and wears it like a hat. (this could also be used as a bald cap or a Halloween candy bag.)
"After i got bored with Chloe, I pulled a squid head on her"
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