A term often used amongst cullinary circles, a roast beef vagina consists of taking the following ingredients:
1 Wide-Set Vagina
2 lb. of roast beef
1/2 cup of mashed potatoes
A pinch of camel toe
And one large helping of Mama's Homestyle Erotic Gravy
Insert the ingridents into your girlfriend/date/sister then mix well with your tongue.
1 Wide-Set Vagina
2 lb. of roast beef
1/2 cup of mashed potatoes
A pinch of camel toe
And one large helping of Mama's Homestyle Erotic Gravy
Insert the ingridents into your girlfriend/date/sister then mix well with your tongue.
"Pardon me, waiter, but do you happen to have Roast Beef Vagina on the menue?"
"No sir, the last man ate us out."
"No sir, the last man ate us out."
by Lord Foppington October 04, 2008
by Anonymous June 18, 2003
(n.) When a female, standing on the ground, urinates upwards in an arc onto an elevated bed or other high place. A specialized form of the Golden Shower, this feat is more difficult for women than peeing standing up, even into a urinal.
by Adit June 15, 2008
I'm feeling freaky, it's a Reading Roast Dinner or nothing and I mean to have you even if it's by burglary!
by the plagiarist June 29, 2011
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I was so horny when I got back to the dorm I crawled into bed with my roommate and had a roast beef rodeo till I passed out.
I walked in on my aunt and her girlfriend in a hot roast beef rodeo. Don’t mind me just watching.
As her panties dribbled to the floor, her dangling beef curtains were a sure sign of the wet sloppy roast beef rodeo I was about to enjoy.
I walked in on my aunt and her girlfriend in a hot roast beef rodeo. Don’t mind me just watching.
As her panties dribbled to the floor, her dangling beef curtains were a sure sign of the wet sloppy roast beef rodeo I was about to enjoy.
by Dick Onchin December 13, 2021