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When you are gay and cover your hairy balls in mustard and have a gorilla fondle your nuts
Person A: "Hey what's steve doing?"
Steve: "Im doing hairy mustard gorilla gay balls rn."
Person A: "Thats kinda gay"
Steve: "I know"
by goofyfoog March 31, 2025
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The Devil's Mustards

A severe case of diarrhea, when the feces carry the same characteristicas as various types of mustard. Usually yellowish brown in color and runny in consistency, sometimes looking a bit grainy in appearance.
I ate some bad fish and have had The Devil's Mustards all morning.
by maskedrolla December 31, 2017
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mustard handy

A hand job while using mustard. Its' classiness is defined by the type of mustard used.
by Kag5799 March 16, 2016
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Mustard

Meaning “must you”. Stop what you are doing or saying. Aka condiment command.
Incessantly talking about politics, mustard.
by BarbieP June 30, 2019
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mustard platter

When someone is to directly fart in your face, i.e. Mouth, and nose.

This usually happens when one person is passed out at a party or plain ol' asleep
Joe pulled his pants down and hovered his ass over his sleeping friends face and mustard platter'd him!
by DefineThat November 10, 2014
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Busted mustard

Yellowish-brown exploding diarrhea cusued by a night of beer drinking and eating spicy food.
"That brew and those jalapeno pepper nachos painted my toilet with Busted Mustard!"
by The Royce Ronson December 28, 2019
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Spilling the mustard everywhere

"When you comment on something even though no one fucking asked after your opinion but you wanna annoy the shit out of people anyway"
"Why is Alina always spilling the mustard everywhere?"
"I don't know, maybe she want's attention"
by UninportantNichname December 11, 2017
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