A severe case of diarrhea, when the feces carry the same characteristicas as various types of mustard. Usually yellowish brown in color and runny in consistency, sometimes looking a bit grainy in appearance.
by maskedrolla December 31, 2017
When you and the boys have a bowl of mustard and you dip your fingers in it and run around chasing and tickling each other yelling “Mommy Mustard”
Tim’s hands were yellow as he chased after Bobby
“Mommy Mustard Mommy Mustard” Tim yelled as his fingers caressed Bobby’s belly
“Mommy Mustard Mommy Mustard” Tim yelled as his fingers caressed Bobby’s belly
by Jommbo March 01, 2025
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by Railsurf November 12, 2019
Now this could mean one of two things
1: literally the disgusting yellow sauce thing that we all got really curious about and tried it with ham and grated cheese at LEAST one point in our lives
2: if you hear this word in a video and you’re epileptic, that is your warning to get off, not even in a mean way just DO💔 and if you’re not, get ready for an insane troll face edit, think of that one trend with NBA youngboy singing opera with insane effects (except that was not edited. He can just do that)
1: literally the disgusting yellow sauce thing that we all got really curious about and tried it with ham and grated cheese at LEAST one point in our lives
2: if you hear this word in a video and you’re epileptic, that is your warning to get off, not even in a mean way just DO💔 and if you’re not, get ready for an insane troll face edit, think of that one trend with NBA youngboy singing opera with insane effects (except that was not edited. He can just do that)
Person: yo i js got mustard (sauce thing) from tescos
random brainrotted person (me): m-m-m-m-MUSTAAAAAAAAARRRDDD🤣🤣 (intense flashing with troll faces starts playing with no flash warning)
random brainrotted person (me): m-m-m-m-MUSTAAAAAAAAARRRDDD🤣🤣 (intense flashing with troll faces starts playing with no flash warning)
by napoleons #1 GOONER😹✌️ June 23, 2025
“Is mustard an instrument?”
by VladimirPapa June 05, 2018
by The Great Replacement November 20, 2019