Frosty Texas Turnpike

When a man is fucking a woman with a tall Texas hat on in the dead of winter and pulls out right before she cums, and says she needs to pay the toll to finish.

Thotiana: I'm gonna cum!!
Brandon: *Pulls out* Sorry ma'am. No one rides for free. You gotta pay the toll...
Thotiana: Are you really giving me a Frosty Texas Turnpike?
Brandon: *Holds out hand*

by TheBigGrease April 30, 2021

frosty red maple

The act of ejaculating on a red heads anus

I met this crazy ginger and I gave her a frosty red maple

by Ricky3knuckles April 20, 2016

Frosty the snow Dick

When snow goes up your boxers and freezes your penis

Sliding down a hill in nothing but your boxers, wiping out and snow flying up your boxers making your Dick frosty the snow Dick.

by Bloody Lotus April 7, 2014

frosty french horn

to consume whipped cream out of a naked human's bunghole; a sweeter, more refined, elegant, calorie-providing cousin of the rusty trombone

Kenny: "So the boyfriend and I finally took things to the next level last night...tooted the frosty french horn all night and went through 10 Reddi-whip cans!"
Asher: "You mean there's something tighter than the ol' rusty trombone??"
Kenny: "Oh man you have not lived until you've added whipped cream to the mix!"
Asher: "Looks like Friday night is finally gonna feel alright!"

by My names Dave and I'm stuntman March 13, 2015

cold frosty on the beach

A variation of a blowjob on the rocks, the act of sucking on a man's testicles while simultaneously holding ice cubes in the mouth.

Wendy gave Dave Thomas a cold frosty on the beach.

by junkstuff July 25, 2011

cold frosty one

Cumming in a girls mouth while drinking a cold beer. She then gargles the cum and spits the "Frosty bubbly cum" back on the head of your penis.Leaving a frosty foamy head.

My beer after work was good but the cold frosty one my wife gave me was better.

by sir crank alot December 9, 2018

Frosty Stink Box

Farting in someones fridge in hopes they open it soon after.

I wad just asked to grab a beer and someone left a frosty stink box.

by anonymous May 20, 2023