Angry Aaron

When you're watching porn on the computer and it stops working, so you grab a tampon and ram it up your arse

"Man last night, it wouldn't load and I just pulled angry Aaron"
"Aaron what the fuck man that's clapped"

by TheAngryAaron October 8, 2020

Angry Slide

When you're doing someone doggystyle at the top of a slide, and as you become bored, you push them down the slide, whilst having a friend at the bottom to empty their load onto her as she reaches the bottom.

I was out with margaret yesterday and we got bored so we decided to perform an angry slide while Jim emptied his load on her at the bottom for me.

by bumchum4u January 6, 2010

angry markiplier

a fucking vibe

person one: how are you?
person two: FUCKBVTW83VRBHRYBRVWEUYH9REU8TVBH9NIFUCKINGGODDAMNSONOFABITCH-
person one: ah. angry markiplier.

by ۪۫۰۰۪۫n۪۫۰۰۪۪۫۫۰۰۪۫o۪۫۰۰۪۫~ March 10, 2022

Angry orca

When you drill a hole in someone head, and put your penis in the hole then blow a load then get them to sneeze, thus making them blow sperm out of their head.

My girl and I performed the angry orca last night

by Dretheginger October 16, 2023

angry nob

the result of coordinated cockblocking by your “friends” at the club. This typically leads to a late-night pornbinge and wank out of raw frustration.

“We really felt bad for steering Johnny away from all those hoes last night. He must have left with an angry nob!”

by Snoopy4321 October 24, 2018

Angry singing

To sing with an angry expression or look of disdain on the face

Angry singing usually includes having one's arms crossed or moving one's head around with sass while belting out a tune.

by what_a_keeper November 21, 2011

Angry Giraffe

When your wife keep trying to give you a hand job, with no lube and your dick becomes ruggedburned.

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My wife forgot the lube last night in her excitement and now I got an angry Giraffe

by Angry Giraffe April 17, 2017