Dumpster Tears

Tears that are incincere , similar to crocodile tears

He cried insincere dumpster tears to get off the hook and not face the consequences of his actions

by Tank_ah_licious March 4, 2024

Crocodile tears

it means not acc crying that ur faking

Central cee: Crocodile tears u aint even crying why u swearing to God when u do not belive in Christ.

by dd_osmawifee May 28, 2024

Shit Tears

It is a way of expressing sadness, no one knows the whole meaning of it except for that its sad.

person #1: "GO AWAY BITCH"
person #2: "IM GOING TO SHIT TEARS"

by MercuryTV September 14, 2024

Incel Tears

Slang word that means incel semen.

Radfem: "I like drinking incel tears. They're so DEI-liscious"

by PomuHub December 17, 2024

Ass Tears

When one inserts any liquid (including bodily fluids like urine, semen, etc) into someone else’s anus, and the person with the liquid-filled asshole hovers their ass over the other person’s face to let the liquid drip out on to it. This will make their face look like it’s wet with ass “tears”

If you ever think about performing Ass Tears, please be mindful of the liquid you are using. Semen is probably a better choice than sparkling water, because God knows what would happen if your asshole encountered something like that.

by imsilly69 July 16, 2025

funeral tears

The tears that start forming in your eyes at a funeral even if the person who died is not a person you care about.

Yo, pookie! My mom forced me to go to my grandfathers' sister's son's funeral and I got funeral tears. I didn't even know he existed!

by Tetofan🥖🥐🥖🥐 January 3, 2026

Trail of tears

When one gets the instant urge to use the toilet during the middle of a shower, without drying off appropriately. Because said person has to towel off immediately, it leaves a "trail" of water from the shower to the toilet.

My parents were mad at me for leaving a trail of tears in the bathroom, but I had to go real bad!

by McBurgerton February 9, 2010