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dumb teacher

when teacher just doesn't listen and they make you want to cringe which makes you want to take a book and hit them with it duuuuuummmmmbbbbbb
for example she is
by Neverletgo June 22, 2016
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Teacher's Pet

A sexual maneuver performed on an adult student causing the student's grade to rise to the level of O+ or beyond.
Philotes was growing bold during office hours with her professor so teacher's pet was performed to reestablish professional dominance and reduce her to a purring kitten.
by Professor.Joe April 26, 2023
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Preschool Teacher

Party animals that don’t actually do anything with the kids, they just sleep,party, repeat. Also they’re smokin hot
Man: I wanna be a preschool teacher when I grow up

Preschool Teacher: *passed out on the floor*
by BrokenShower January 19, 2019
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English teacher

A teacher who is a feminazi boomer.
Damn, my English teacher is teaching us how to kill men.
by swimmers0115 September 23, 2019
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health teacher

generally a useless occupation, that a principal can assign to himself because he is useless at everything else. Plus when you do hire a "health" teacher it usually just finished eating seven whoppers and is now telling you how to live a healthy life
"dont you hate that new fat-ass that takes up the whole hallway"
"oh you must the new health teacher"
by Scrotey McScootch February 9, 2012
mugGet the health teachermug.

teachers asscrack

Basically, it's somebody who always kisses the teachers fucking ass
"Julie's a TA this year, bc she's constantly kissing her teachers asses, wtf???"

"Yup, she's a teachers asscrack alright!!!"
by F550 Powerstroke February 8, 2014
mugGet the teachers asscrackmug.

witch teacher

A teacher that usually has major rare black hair or rare white hair, its a main priority to tell these rare feminist witch teachers to fack off
Wow that teacher made me stay in class after school!, what a witch teacher
by george maerkro November 6, 2017
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