Prior Lake Straight

A man of questionable sexual orientation that resides within the town of Prior Lake, Minnesota. They usually only exhibit their repressed homosexual urges while under the effects of alcohol. You can generally find them singing country songs at the local karaoke establishment.

Homosexual #1: "I totally got banged by JP last night."

Homosexual #2: "He isn't gay, he has a kid doesn't he?"

Homosexual #1: "Well yeah, but he's Prior Lake Straight."

Homosexual #2. "Oh."

by Sean Mendiola December 16, 2007

Straight

Adj-Phrase, I'm alright, No thanks, no thank you

"You want to hit this" "Naw son, i'm straight"

by Beans aka Race Banner August 10, 2004

Straight Cash

Mr Obama's plan for solving the national deficit

Reporter: "Mr Obama, how do you plan to solve the national deficit?"
Obama: "Straight cash nigga"

by LawlAtTheMall January 13, 2008

straightedge

the word staightedge is used to describe people who have made a life choice to refrain from drinking, drugs, smoking, and sex. there is nothing wrong with the people who have made this choice, and others should accept it, as well as they should accept others life choices.

kid 1: hey want to go to this party? there will be a keg.
Kid 2: no, i'm straightedge
Kid 1: ok, that's fine. i'll see you later.

by soccerchick#25 December 29, 2007

straighten up

When a homosexual or bisexual person alters the appearance of his or her domecile in order to hide from view any objects that could be construed as "gay." This is done in anticipation of the arrival of guests who are unaware of or uncomfortable with the individual's sexual orientation.

Oh, man, I need to straighten up before my parents get here. Jim, can you hold onto my gay porn until they leave?

by DavidK93 April 12, 2004

straight face

when one goes beyond the point of rage and can only make a blank expression or "straight face" due to the severe silent fury building up inside them.

Dude: Hey dude what movie we going to see?

Bro: Predators

Dude: aw, can't we go see twilight eclipse insted?

Bro: (inhails deeply with blank expression while face turns blood red face) i just straight faced so hard i think i need to go to the hospital

by cqcBRO July 20, 2010

stright up

When you have to lay down the most basic and honest statement to clear something up.

"stright up man, im sorry I fucked your sister."

"you got somthing to say, come say it to me, stright up."

by Big TS September 26, 2006