The act of taking golf club (preferably a driver), gaining an erection, lifting one's kilt and sticking in your anal cavity. Then using your dick as a joystick to aim the golf club and tee-off.
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Get the Scottie pippen mug.The act of trapping a friend or partner under the sheets and then farting so hard you shit yourself, creating an odor so foul it could kill an ogre.
Greg: What did you and Jen do last night?
Bob: Oh, we watched a movie, had some popcorn and then I Scottish ovened her so hard it would make Shrek proud.
Greg: Nice!
Bob: Oh, we watched a movie, had some popcorn and then I Scottish ovened her so hard it would make Shrek proud.
Greg: Nice!
by Jace Narcast April 13, 2016
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Patron 1: 26.50, guess that'll be 13.25 a pi...
Patron 2: ...Sorry number one, I forgot my wallet @ home.
Patron 1: You have such a Scottish wallet...
Patron 1: 26.50, guess that'll be 13.25 a pi...
Patron 2: ...Sorry number one, I forgot my wallet @ home.
Patron 1: You have such a Scottish wallet...
by Big Bil O January 29, 2017
Get the scottish wallet mug.An episode of The Office where Michael Scott must break a promise to a bunch of kids he told that he would pay all of their college tuitions, and now that they’re graduating, he can’t actually pay for any of them. On a scale of yikes to cringe... well it’s more of a gotta blast and change my name kinda situation (cough Michael Scarn cough)
Person 1: Yo I just watched Scott’s Tots from the Office
Person 2: Dudeeee i got goosebumps from all that cringe
Person 2: Dudeeee i got goosebumps from all that cringe
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