perspiration store

How an anal-retentive asshaberdasher might say the word, "sweatshop" -- a disgusting factory where workers are paid next to nothing so that we, the consumers, can have nice clothes and shoes. Sweatshops owners are true-blue total buttknockers.
Honey, I'm going to pick up a new blouse at the perspiration store.
by Telephony2 December 13, 2023
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Store defective

Being mistaken for an employee of a store you are shopping in because you are wearing your work uniform.
"excuse me young man could you show me where the vagasil is?"

"ok, I don't work here. But I had to buy some for a friend recently it's in Aisle 5, bottom shelf"

A classic case of store defective.
by Gdubfunk August 18, 2011
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Chicago department store

A misogynistic (but hilarious) drinking song often sung by Rugby types that uses a play on words to convey nefarious sexual acts upon a woman coming into the department store for an object
Chicago Department Store

Person: One day a woman came into the store asking for a KitKat

Everyone else: a KitKat, from the store?

Person: a KitKat she wanted, 4 fingers she got

Everyone: oh I used to work to work I Chicago in an old department store, I used to work in Chicago I don't work there anymore
by Bornator September 26, 2022
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Tom's Hardware Store

The coolest fucking place you'll ever go. They sell swords and guns.
"Man, I loved going to Tom's Hardware Store."
"I know man, it was crazy."
by keckothedragon November 07, 2023
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