Granola Stomp

The desire to or actually have sex with those who are "hippie" or "granola" even though they may not be your normal sexual tastes. Kombucha is usually involved.

Subarus, rock climbing, all natural or sporadic bathing habits, and a dash of B.O. are typical traits of these "granola" or "hippie" folk.

Usually a one time experimental experience.

I would totally granola stomp that chick.

I had a granola stomp last night.

by a-letto March 19, 2021

Cookie Stomp

When you bust someone's balls or rain on someone's parade.

"Hey man, I just got a new job."
"I don't wish to cookie stomp, but frankly, I don't give a fuck."

by AutismoTheGrande September 23, 2019

Cookie Stomp

Someone that put cookie dough in his girlfriend vagina, then precedes to stomp the vagina with his testicles.

I Just Cookie Stomp my Girlfriend Last Night .

by JAR JAR BINKS LOVRRR November 28, 2016

Gator Stomping

When a bunch of rednecks from a small town go out on boats late at night and stomp the heads of alligators for sport to stun them.

Hey man, wanna drink some beer and go gator stomping?

Yea! Let's be stupid and risk losing our leg! What fun!

by Kloey_Phaith May 02, 2019

Rascal Stomping

When you're taking a shower after your abortion and the dead fetus falls out and you stomp it down the drain.

Eric: I thought your girlfriend was pregnant?
Tom: Nah, she was rascal stomping the little bastard yesterday.

by KODEN February 18, 2020

Cow Shit Stomping

An event at which piles of cow feces are stomped or kicked with great force causing them to splatter about indiscriminately. One's clothing should be expected to become soiled with said feces.

That shirt is so ugly, I wouldn't wear it to a cow shit stomping!

by MasterGnash April 16, 2019

puppy stomped

To demolish another without competition. A thorough and significant victory.

She straight up puppy stomped you guys.

by Audioout July 05, 2020