Pump Station

A space that is always set up and ready for a guy to sit down and masturbate. Often a desk that has everything needed for a good bate session. A Pump Station often includes: a computer that stays at the station always set up and ready to turn on; headphones; lube; poppers; fleshlight/jack-off-sleeve; tissues; cum rags; wet wipes for cleanup; etc.

I just upgraded my pump station. I added a 45" screen, a holder on the side of the desk with three different lubes, and a droor for my cum rags. Now that everything has its place I can be hard and batin' to large screen porn in a matter of 30 seconds.

by elliot_ October 3, 2023

Batin' Station

Secret spot where you go in your house to masturbate. Sometimes adorned with mags, lotion, and tissues.

Brb man, I'm going to use the batin' station.

by ClancyJones May 28, 2013

Ride to the train station

Killing and disposing of your enemy, where no one will find the body.

Hey, give this guy a ride to the train station.

If you don’t do as I say, you’ll get a ride to the train station.

by Shawnny December 10, 2023

Water station

Water Station is in Milwaukee, WI. Water purification.

Let's go to the Water Station.

by Center for Great Lakes Study March 25, 2019

Tesla Docking Station

When two guys who own electric cars meet up. After a couple of street beers, they end up pulling their foreskins back and locking them together whilst they talk about full self driving.

Did you hear about Karl and Glenn at the marina? Yeah, they are doing the usual Friday Tesla Docking Station

by Fullgae September 12, 2025

Babe Station

A females residence that a dude (who is usually a couch crashing loser or drug dealer of some kind) uses as a place to stash his belongings while he’s in between girlfriends and places to stay. He usually convinces this female that he is into her for the long-haul, but quickly changes his tune as soon as the next babe opens her door.

Fred: where’s Todd been staying at lately?
Doug: oh he’s been babe stationed over at Stephanie’s apartment…
Fred: are they in love??
Doug: nah…but Stephanie thinks so!

by Breeeeezus July 26, 2023

Deletion Station

When you are crushing drinks and only chugging them

Do you want to see the deletion station. Proceeds to absolutely slam drinks in a row

by ChettyTok March 25, 2025